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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

Here at HolyTaco, we’re big sports fans. And we’re also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, we created this football stadium made entirely out of snack foods.
The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole 
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines
The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets – 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese
The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)
The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix
The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude.  One billion trillion.
The Process:
STEP 1 – Ingredients:
Put all your ingredients on an empty table and take a really crappy photo of them.

STEP 2 - The Field:
Take one pound of guacamole and smear it on the center of a baking tray, leaving a section on either end for the end zones. 
STEP 3 – The End Zones
It’s important here to fill one end zone with one filling, and one end zone with another, so that neither team receives home field deliciousness.  We chose salsa for the Cardinals, and Queso dip for the Steelers.
STEP 4 – Yard Lines
Take sour cream and put it into a turkey baster, then squeeze gently to make the yard lines across the field. 
STEP 5 – The Players and goal posts
Vienna sausages make delicious players, and tiny cheese wedge helmets help keep them from getting concussions.  Two different types of cheese helps to distinguish the teams.  The goal posts are made from Slim Jim’s, that we cut up, then stuck together with tooth picks.  Monterey Jack cheese was used as an anchor to keep them standing, with a tooth pick linking the two together.  At no point was it necessary to "snap in to" any of these slim jims.  Cutting worked better.
Now that the field is finished, you can begin constructing the stadium around it, which you will also eat.  It’s important to lay down some paper towels, so that no food comes in contact with your disgusting table top.  (Because if you’re a person who makes this, you definitely have a disgusting table top.)
STEP 6 – The Stadium
The twinkie is nature’s brick.  You can make your stadium as large as you want, depending on how many twinkies you have at your disposal.  We had 58.  And probably could have used 90.  Use tooth picks to secure the twinkies to one another.  This outer stadium wall will provide a delicious dessert when the contents of the stadium have been eaten.
STEP 7 – The Bacon Wall
The bacon wall is the most important part of the stadium, because it keeps the throngs of screaming fans, in this case chips, from falling on the field, in this case the guacamole and salsa.  Insert tooth picks into the first row of twinkies, and then weave the bacon in and out of them, so that it forms a pliable wall.
STEP 8: The Fans/Chips
Without the fans, there would be no game.  It’s no different in your snack stadium, so select four different kinds of snacks to fill the stands.  Be sure to use pieces of bacon to separate your crowd into sections, as you can see in the corners of the stadium in this photo.
STEP 9 – The Frenzy
As you can see, the chips give the feeling of a crowd of crazed fans.  Especially the cheetos, who can barely contain their excitement at Vienna Sausage Roethlisberger and his delectable team.
STEP 10 – The Sausage Blimp
At any major sporting event, a blimp shows up.  In this case it’s a 20 ounce summer sausage, that’s shaped like a football.  It doesn’t float, we just took out the wire in photoshop, so don’t get freaked out.

263 Responses to "The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built"

  1. Bosco says:

    I’d like to take a shit right on the 50 yard line. But thats just me.

  2. PinkStarr says:

    Instead of Twinkies, maybe Corndogs?? CORNDOGS!!!

    • luvit says:

      Corndogs might need to be kept warm to actually eat, but i said above that hot dog buns could be used with hot dogs keeping warm on the side, say the parking lot

  3. Brad says:

    Replace the twinkies with mozzarella sticks! Championship!

  4. jkc says:

    i am so doing this.

  5. Hungry says:

    What does a twinkie taste like with cheeto dust on it?…

  6. Was that a model of Tampa Bays stadium?

  7. El Mojo says:

    I made a comment like this just needs bacon and low and behold… I see bacon. Best freakin snack ever. Now if they added some fried snickers bars some how…..

    • luvit says:

      I’m sure you could use other things (like snickers) for the end zone stands (minus either cheetos or chex mix. Or even mix those snicker in between the twinkies. When I first saw it I thought the twinkies were hot dog buns for hot dogs hiding somewhere else keeping warm….just another idea

  8. Bosco says:

    And who the fuck eats Twinkies at a Super Bowl party anyways?

  9. Marie-Eve Martinez says:

    I Think that is quite possibly the best thing I hae ever seen in my life

  10. gross says:

    it seems you’re a gay fag with unattended wishes. Maybe that person’s mom should shove a burning iron up the hole of your cock to appease you. men like you make me ashamed of being a man… but then again, you’re no man. Just a low life with no respect that should be shot on sight.

  11. Anonymous says:


  12. Anonymous says:

    You need to attach a M-80 to the sausage blimp and re-enact Black Sunday.

  13. Anonymous says:

    exactly what i was thinkin

  14. Bull_Gator says:

    Looks nothing like Raymond James, everyone knows its constructed out of pecan spin wheels…

  15. Fuggo says:

    Needs more boob

  16. IndianaMike says:

    you guys rule. I think you should officially host next year’s Super Bowl – can someone write to the NFL about this. I’m f-ing serious, dude. You need to build a giant lifesize twinkie stadium. Maybe hostess would sponsor.

  17. Michael says:

    It could totally be done with sushi and related japanese cuisine.

  18. NothingToxic says:

    After making this you guys now know what it’s like to be Rosie Odonnel’s private chef every morning. ZING!

    Got you so bad Rosie you fat fuck.

  19. Anonymous says:

    WOW! amazing! I’m so glad I live in the fattest country in the world, you won’t see this shit in Japan. I was cracking up/drooling the whole time I was reading this.

  20. God Bless Cholesterol says:

    Oh man. Now we just need Pepto shooters and I am ready to GET MY FOOTBALL ON.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Your mom is a stupid fucking whore… leave the football stadium construction to the experts. — the MEN!!! Gingerbread houses and this monument to mandom have nothing in common. The only sound I want to hear coming out of your mom’s mouth is her choking on my cock.

  22. JD says:

    I’m guessing the majority of that near $90 ingredient cost is Twinkie-related. I’d suggest making this with store brand Twinkies because Twonkles don’t cost NEAR as much.

  23. G-Money says:

    I sent this article to my Mom and she had the following to say:

    “These guys are amateurs , you don’t mix Twinkies with snack food!! BTW, Fritos Scoops would have made better helmets than cheese. They also should have used pretzel sticks instead of toothpicks.

    Now I’m going to have to make one!!”

    My Mom will fuck you up…She won the Gingerbread house contest at her job…No joke.

  24. justin says:
    Dude, I bow down to your mom.  She’s right, both those would have been improvements. Except I stand by the twinkies, we ate them after we ate the chips, and they were fucking delicious, especially the ones that had touched bacon.
  25. justin says:
    Twinkies were super cheap.  Biggest cost was the guacamole and salsas
  26. The Turtleneck says:

    I have been instructed to compliment you on your joke.

    Keep it comin.

  27. Library says:

    Dear Mumasa, as we built a stadium out of completely empty calories I thought of you. I have attached a picture. We only ate some of the Doritos and Cheetos. Noah ate 7 Twinkies because we dared him to. Then we threw out the rest. Please find useful the dollar I’ve sent you for this month’s food and water.


    PS: Tell your uncle (the ambassador) that I’ve place the necessary funds in my account and sent him the information. I eagerly await my return on investment, as well as his eventual freedom.

  28. Edwordrules says:


  29. Anonymous says:

    Bravo. Bravo.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Holy mother of Go….

  31. Anonymous says:

    Corndogs are genius…because they already have the sticks to connect them together. Genius!

  32. JackieChan says:

    You should use pretzels in place of the toothpicks.. to keep the entire thing edible.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Delicious and nutricious! It’s got all the major food groups!! red, green, orange and yellow!

  34. El Mojo says:

    You mean what does bacon flavored cheeto dust on a twinki taste like? Your answer is victory my friend…. victory!

  35. barefootjim says:
    Sure, make fun, but this is what Jessica Simpson has been eating this season while watching the Cowboys not make the playoffs.
  36. You have our 100% stamp of approval.

  37. Josh M says:

    you just zinged yourself.

  38. April says:

    Wow, this is insane! This is the ultimate superbowl snack and definitely has all the necessities. Though I feel you need to workout everyday the following week just to make up for those calories. However, I love the creativity. Maybe next year..

  39. Kevin says:

    I used hot dog buns last year, then used them when the dogs were finished. Only had about 15% waste by the time we threw it out. Also, make a bakers cone by cutting the corner of a baggie and put your sour cream in there. That way you can draw perfect lines and even write the team names in the endzone.

  40. monicka87 says:

    Wow its incredible..thats truly a yummy stadium..
    I can eat the whole stadium in 15 minutes ;)

    Sample Resume

  41. Jaguars Rule says:

    Fucking awesome!no

  42. Survey says:

    that’s really great and interesting –

    Survey Software

  43. david zhang says:

    Great! Your article is so perfect! Cell Phone.I want to read more about your articles

  44. Jim says:

    Looks like the nation’s fat slobs have yet another way to accelerate their collective demise vis-a-vis coronary heart disease and type 2 diabetes. Kudos.

  45. the dip it all twist, says:

    replace twinkies´ with hotdogs..sausages..cheese sticks!!!! :D its a lot better i swear yuuuuuuuuuum.

  46. I am making this to further enjoy watching the Colts win the Super Bowl.

  47. OnePrettyThing says:

    I am so sad that I didn’t find this until just now. Sigh… Oh well. I’ll be linking next year.

  48. Jalil says:

    THE GREATEST THING I’V EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Erik H says:

    Thats fucking sweet. And Nic says go suck a twinkie.

  50. John Gannon says:

    When you drop the deuce resulting from the consumption of this, call the Chicago Bears, because they’ll sign your heap of shit to a long-term deal worth millions.
    club penguin

  51. Anonymous says:

    Diet tip! One can cut calories by substituting light sour cream for the field lines.

  52. Anonymous says:

    Shut up asshole.

  53. Anonymous says:


  54. Rev says:

    It’s… beautiful!

  55. Anonymous says:

    I need to buy Tums after just looking at that thing.

  56. Anonymous says:

    How about Li’l Smokey’s for the players, and olive halves for the helmets?

    Anything would be better than Twinkies for the stadium walls.

    A case of cold beer and Twinkies just don’t go together.

    Anyhow, great job on this. Looks fantastic!!

  57. Bob says:

    That thing is totally amazing! I would construct one myself but I’m too broke and jobless and worthless. Ok, going to go cry now. Thanks for your stupid stadium of crushed dreams!!!!! J/K

  58. Anonymous says:

    How many Weightwatcher points in that?

  59. Anonymous says:

    I am no food prude. I love “bad” food. Having said that, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.

    Twinkies and bacon? Please.

  60. Edwordrules says:

    That’s freaking awesome!

    Make one for March Madness!!

    i dare you


  61. Anonymous says:

    Just get the knock-off brand stuff from Dollar Tree, you’ll still have to buy the cold (uncanned stuff) from somewhere else (we have Aldi’s here)

    It’s all going to end up on your carpet or in the toilet pretty quick anyhow. :-)

  62. mikaela says:

    I’m equally awed and repulsed…

  63. Anonymous says:

    Weightwatcher’s website calculates it at 591 points.

  64. Anonymous says:

    that was my thought! My son was ready to go out and buy the stuff tonight.

  65. Barry says:

    Actually, you should consider publicizing this smorgasbord on some eco-friendly websites/ blogs.
    I am pretty certain that upon close analysis you will find that with the exception perhaps of the Monterey jack Cheese, every bit of the snack stadium is a form of recycled plastic of some kind or another.
    The amount of polymers and spun plastics we are removing from the environment is staggering, and I do think you may be onto something big…Dare I suggest the Nobel Prize?

  66. Anonymous says:

    It needs cheerleaders made of candy. Otherwise, it’s pretty damn impressive.. Perhaps there could be a parking lot made with meatballs as shrubbery, and hot dogs as buses/cars?

  67. Anonymous says:

    I have to agree with the other corn dog fans here replacing the twinkies. Lets face it, we are men and we like to mix our meats at meals, corn dogs and bacon just sounds so much more appetizing since the dogs can also be dipped in the queso or sub mustard.

  68. Anonymous says:

    im definately making this on sunday!!!

  69. Anonymous says:

    Martha Stewart has nothing on you guys.

  70. Anonymous says:

    What! No scoreboard?

  71. Anonymous says:

    I’d add a scoreboard with the score spelled out in little green Immodium AD pills.

  72. el Burro says:

    Theres’ not eneough men on the field. Rookie.

  73. Anonymous says:

    Eh, I want to see a video of the toothpick-haters trying to insert a pretzel stick into a slim jim. Ain’t happenin’.

  74. Robber says:


  75. Anonymous says:

    Shut up French asshole!

  76. Anonymous says:

    You could do a scoreboard with gum drops… like the kind sold at movie theaters

  77. Anonymous says:

    Instead of Twinkies make 4 sandwhiches for the stadium!!!

  78. Anonymous says:


  79. Anonymous says:

    I would construct mine using a defibrillator as the base. Once you finish eating, someone will more than likely have a heart attack.

  80. Anonymous says:

    you’ve got a 7 on 8 game there dude! what kind of super bowl is that?

  81. JMo says:

    How come the Cards have the 8-7 power play?

  82. Lea says:

    I’m thinking if I can add your tip in with physically removing all of the creamy centers of the twinkies, this might constitute as a meal for those poor souls on Biggest Loser….

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  84. Anonymous says:

    i made one it was awesome!!!

  85. Anonymous says:

    this should be crowned the 8th wonder of the world

  86. Anonymous says:

    OMG that rules. Must try a USC version next year. I agree with the anti-Twinkie crowd though. How about constructing the perimeter with cans of beer/coke/etc. Oh, and needs more bacon.

    Still… That is some damn fine snackmaking there!

  87. Bellesouth says:

    I cannot contain myself over the awesomeness that exists within this stadium.

    Elvis Presley is smiling from somewhere. And probably eating a sandwich.

  88. Deliberation says:

    I can’t just wait to watch NFL Super Bowl XXXIII – only
    when I bite into Pillsbury Savorings!

  89. d-licious says:

    A snack of such magnitude would truly rape the ever-loving shit out of my insides.

  90. nita says:

    ummm ~ seriously dude, make it all savory or all sweet. The thought of them Twinkies rather turns my tummy. Instead, maybe tiny hot dog buns with tiny hot links inside?

  91. BonKai says:

    LMAO! That’s awesome!

    I must agree with other posters that the Twinkies won’t work (for me at least). I like the sub sandwich idea for the stadium.

  92. Anonymous says:

    Twinkies out – Bagel Dogs IN!!!

  93. Anonymous says:

    “vegetarian version” (??????!!!!!!) – perhaps that would go nicely with making an ice-skating rink to watch a scott hamilton marathon

  94. Anonymous says:

    wonder if I could make a vegetarian version?

  95. John Meldrum says:

    Look at this

  96. I am so ready for the super bowl now. I added a few special ingredients of my own.

  97. Anonymous says:

    how awesome does that look!! That should make national televison

  98. bcox5578 says:

    Excuse me…I think I shut #$%* my pants…this is the most awesome party tray I have ever seen.

  99. Anonymous says:

    I love you…

  100. Anonymous says:

    get a LIFE!!!!!!

  101. Anonymous says:

    I think I would use brats in place of the twinkies. Otherwise, a true master piece!

  102. westsidech2 says:

    I am not a sports fan of any type but this is genius! Talk about using your imagination. Wow,maybe you should become an architect LOL anyhow it is a way to kill some time. To all the haters comments eat your heart out your just jealous that you didn’t think of it first!!!!

  103. Anonymous says:

    dont forget riots and fights to make sure their (audiance) team will win and mass chaos

  104. Anonymous says:

    All it really needs for the over 40 crowd is a bottle of Lipitor on the side lines to digest after this…hey what about South Fried Chicken legs as goal posts…may not look as good but sure will taste good

  105. Norv Turner says:

    If I was a betting man I’d take Monteray Jack and the Under. They’re playing with 8 vs. 7 for goodness sake.

  106. Anonymous says:

    Oh, c’mon man! I don’t even *like* football, but I have to admit this thing’s awesome.

  107. Anonymous says:

    Fantastic idea. Next time, put some earth under the grass (add refried beans…might need a deeper pan).

    The possibilities are endless and I’m already having fun doing thought exercises for one to bring to next year’s party. Maybe you should have a contest.

  108. Jerry Cheung says:

    ow, my arteries…

  109. d-licious says:

    A snack of such magnitude would truly rape the ever-loving shit out of my insides.

  110. Ronald Gosciniak says:

    This what Oprah is going to have for very own this Sunday. Then on Mondays show she will show how other people can lose weight , not her fat ass!

  111. David Cormier says:

    Awesome .. I just push the idea further and built en entire city around the stadium with different beer cans shape …

  112. David Cormier says:

    You dont have to eat the whole thing yourself !

  113. Anonymous says:

    wonder if this person will od same with all sports?

  114. Anonymous says:

    I would never have thought of this. You did a FANTASTIC job and I LOVE it.

  115. Kee Kee says:

    Genius, just pure genius. I love it.

  116. davelog says:


    Can’t you read? Twinkies are nature’s bricks! And besides, it’s dessert, if you replace the twinkie walls with something you want to eat earlier, the stands will collapse and the fans will pour out onto the field and parking lots with a huge noise followed by many lawsuits.

  117. FrigginHungryNow says:

    I was thinking the same thing.

  118. Anonymous says:

    I love the ingenuity and the easy to follow play by play description of the stadium construction. I can’t think of a better use for slim jims. More importantly, there’s a good chance that there will be a run on twinkies this week. I’m going to go put some on ebay right now.

  119. Anonymous says:

    only count 8 players. are there not supposed to be 12 men on the field ?

  120. Anonymous says:

    What a great way to express you ideas through food! Very unique! This is great for the people who dont need to keep their figure, and very accessable. plus, no dishes!!!

  121. Anonymous says:

    hell yaa this looks amazing and like a heart attack waiting to happen. actually iom going out to get the ingredients for the game tontie. cant wait for the commercials

  122. Anonymous says:


  123. Anonymous says:

    Freakin Beast!

  124. Anonymous says:

    WT chow

  125. Corpus says:

    “Made from, by, and for, Assholes”

  126. Anonymous says:

    When do we get to see the “after” picture, both of the littered remains AND the people who actually ate it?!?

  127. Steelers Chick says:

    Mmmmmm….Twinkies and bacon! Im perplexed about the Twinkies. At first glance I thought they were hot dog rolls! LOL

  128. Sydney Lil says:

    I am gasping for breath – this is an awe-inspiring work of staggering genius and I salute you, our American sisters and brothers. may your girth never lessen.
    (pity about the game, but)

  129. annie says:

    This article needs to be sent to the American heart association as a warning!!!! only in America baby…only in America. Go Steelers!!!

  130. Anonymous says:

    Completely amazing!! Am now sending this to fellow chef’s. I can hear the “OOOOOOO’s” right now!!

  131. Anonymous says:

    How absolutely unabatedly disgusting.

  132. Anonymous says:

    Oh my god, this stadium is freakin amazing.

  133. Anonymous says:

    Instead of Twinkies use buffalo chicken wraps for the stadium!!

  134. I’m so jealous, I mean come on 58 twinkies, right there you had me!

  135. Steelers Chick says:

    Ummm Ok so I like the idea of the field made out of the salsa, nacho cheese, and guacamole…but the rest of it is gross! LOL….someone hold my hair while I vomit!!.

  136. Anonymous says:

    omg you touched the twinkies with bacon!

  137. Anonymous says:


  138. Anonymous says:

    wowwwwwww lol

  139. Mark says:

    That is AWESOME.

  140. Anthony says:


  141. Anonymous says:

    I made it and I used corn dogs instead of twinkies and I also didn’t really need the bacon for the fence, toothpicks worked fine for me.

    The whole thing only cost me 40$ I’m not sure how you came up with 86?

  142. Tim says:

    This brings a tear to my eye.

  143. Carl says:

    I’ve got just two words,”Deeeee Licious” LOLOL, GO ZONA

  144. Fallon says:

    That was a little harsh.

  145. Anonymous says:

    yeah its. really good
    Physical Condition

  146. Martha Stewart says:

    I am Martha Stewart and I am sueing whom ever stole my Idea. Their was a leak! This was to come out in my next Magazine Issue. I had to mud wrestle Rachel Ray! It was her I know it was!!!

  147. Anonymous says:

    Martha would know the proper usage of there… as in “there was a leak”…

    Otherwise… awesome concept and well executed… I agree with some that I would make it all, either salty or sweet but not combine the two…
    Like your salty, meaty, cheesy stadium with the corn dog idea and then a sweet treat half time Brownie stage on the side… with little Hersey Kisses performers and caramel popcorn audience… hmmm

    All in all: 9.5

  148. Anonymous says:

    You MUST submit this to thisiswhyyourefat.com. Must. It’s genius.

  149. redheadben says:

    little loaves of french bread

  150. Anonymous says:

    The only thing this needs is to have an alternative to the twinkies, otherwise I want to make it sooo badly.

  151. PinkStarr says:


  152. Svensson says:

    Mini, frozen corndogs would be da bomb.

  153. biglazy says:

    How about those mini pigs in a blanket for the players wrapped up coats on the side lines.

  154. Anonymous says:

    Dude, the Superbowl’s in Tampa, who the hell is going to be wearing a coat?

  155. Anonymous says:

    if the winning team is around for the finish

  156. Lardman says:

    i think i just splooged

  157. gross says:

    Ah… then this confirms my suspicions that USA is disgusting. This whole thing is a pile of crap, I wouldn’t feed this to my worst enemy. I would be accused of attempted murder if I gave this for someone to eat.

  158. gross says:

    take your lack of brains back to the crap hole it came out from.

  159. Anonymous says:

    Take your Ewwwwww! back to high school judgmental bitch.

  160. Anonymous says:

    what about 1/2 hotdogs or brats or something and 1/2 twinkies? you need to have some kind of dessert, right? maybe twinkies in the end zones?

  161. Anonymous says:

    Hot dog buns would work perfectly!!!

  162. Anonymous says:

    Where do you find a football shaped summer sausage?…

  163. Anonymous says:

    If that’s what you think of USA.

  164. beckw says:

    Ewwwwww!! That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve seen… other than the “Ultimate Super Bowl snack” which was beef with bacon wrapped around it.. and then baked?! Ewwwwww! The twinkies want to make me puke.

  165. Anonymous says:

    Omg that would take my 2 days to make!
    Goooo STeelers

  166. Anonymous says:


  167. Anonymous says:

    Yes – God Bless America :-)

  168. Cobb Gobblin says:

    I would have used little smokies for the players the viennas don’t do it for me. having got that out of my arteries, its a masterpiece!

  169. Rick W says:

    Thank you for this awesome creation and may the football gods bless you.

  170. Nayda Matos says:

    I think this was a great idea…very creative!! But the hot dogs sound good too! Great tray for the party!!

  171. Anonymous says:

    When the game is over we will shoot cheese in a can over the winners and eat it off them!!!!!!

  172. Go Blue says:

    This just in from Columbus, Justin Boren ate the whole thing!

  173. pat says:

    the narrative and comments are the best part of this!! thanks for a good laugh after a long week!!

  174. Anonymous says:

    I like salami

  175. get real says:

    only in america would anyone even look at this disgusting pile of garbage let alone praise it. good god.

  176. Anonymous says:

    WTF! Wow disgusting and delicious all at the same time.

  177. Anonymous says:

    The Sistine Chapel of food

  178. Anonymous says:

    Loved it.
    For the rest of you- twinkies, corndogs, whatever. Don’t you have any creativeness of your own? Personalize it.

  179. me says:

    good gawd. i can feel my arteries clogging just reading that! looks good though!

  180. Anonymous says:

    I want to chomp a big bite out of that.

  181. Debi says:

    I just bought all the ingredients to make this for tomorrow. I’m so excited!! I’m not creative at all, so I’m pretty much going to copy the design, the only difference, I got 72 Twinkies. Cheers! :)

  182. Anonymous says:

    How bout grilled hot dogs WITH buns, as the wall.

  183. Anonymous says:

    So…how many Weight Watchers points would this be??? I’m thinking about 490ish. There goes weigh in this week! That looks YUMMY!!!

  184. Anonymous says:

    as is -masterpiece
    forgot concession stands

  185. Anonymous says:

    And that D actually has one more player than the Offense…I call Shenannigans!!

  186. Anonymous says:

    actually 11 players per team on the field

  187. leatamm says:

    this is beeyotiful. def plan on making. also love the idea of using corndogs. whoa.

  188. The Boss says:

    Definitely not alone. I haven’t had a craving for anything sweet in years. Corn dogs ftw.

  189. lifer says:

    I would have to replace the twinkies with corndogs since beer has killed my sweeth tooth. I know I am not alone in this….

  190. Daniela says:

    You must admit this is a magical feat of snack food engineering!

  191. Anonymous says:

    rice crispy treats for the walls?

  192. Anonymous says:

    might be good replacement and equally as good

  193. mr. cook says:

    change the twinkies for cheese sticks and you’ll have the god of all salty snacks.

  194. Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of alex trautman

  195. Anonymous says:

    Thats because there are no 7-11s or supermarkets in Iraq/Afghanistan

  196. Anonymous says:

    that is the future! anybody that wrote something bad, is just a hateing looser!SHAME ON YOU!

  197. Bosco says:

    I agree with Brad….replace the twinkies with mozzerella sticks…perfection.

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  199. Anonymous says:

    Boy, would I like to do a Lambeau Leap into those Cheetos and Bacon.

  200. mudflapneeded says:

    WOW that is awesome. I will have to say I think I would need a mud flap to tackle that snack. Holy Crap! I have never seen anything like it. That combination would certainly leave some 747 skid marks in your shorts!!!

  201. lynne says:

    wow ! just wow! go steelers !

  202. Baked Potato says:

    The cheetos are behaving like typical Raider fans.

  203. Mothers Day says:

    The damn fat kid from next door ate 4 Twinkies and the whole thing fell apart.

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  205. Anonymous says:

    That.Is.Heavenly. Haha, greatest idea ever.

  206. Anonymous says:

    wow…very creative >^_^<

  207. Anonymous says:

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  209. Anonymous says:

    very creative! Never seen anything like it before!

  210. Anonymous says:

    You MUST post an “after” photo!

  211. Anonymous says:

    one of the best inventions yet.

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    You must watch the Fishing network.

  213. Ev says:

    Honestly guys?

    This was lame. You disappoint me.

    Don’t do it again.

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    that was realy fucking awsome

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  220. Fallon says:

    OMG…That’s really cool but so very nasty. Some of those foods should not be on the same plate :P

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  223. John meison says:

    WOw, now that is truly stunning indeed.


  224. SnakesJohnson says:

    Keep the twinkes!! I like the white sticky stuff in the middle!!


  225. chefdrew says:

    MORE BACON!!!!!!?

  226. Anonymous says:

    just looking this, it makes me want to take a crap

  227. PJ says:

    I especially like the tilt shift photo near the end to make it look extra sharp ;)

    i am making this with my friends on super bowl sunday, and i’ll trick them into paying for it too

  228. Library says:

    You’re my new best friend.

  229. Anonymous says:

    Kind of a rip-off of the corn dog idea, but regular hot dogs in a bun would work better than the twinkie… Can’t mix sweets with pure salty and fatty goodness…

  230. Anonymous says:

    can I sleep with it?

  231. Anonymous says:

    You need to deep fry the entire thing just to put it over the top!

  232. Anonymous says:


  233. Anonymous says:

    Replace the Twinkies as the stadium with 4 Racks of Ribs!!

  234. Anonymous says:


  235. Anonymous says:

    No wonder Americans are so obese

  236. Anonymous says:

    and yet so happy

  237. Anonymous says:

    lol good one. captain douche

  238. Mr. Poopoopachu says:

    And when you drop the deuce resulting from the consumption of this, call the Chicago Bears, because they’ll sign your heap of shit to a long-term deal worth millions.

  239. TommyD says:

    I don’ know whether to burp, fart, or puke…very ingenious!!

  240. GarryWert says:

    OMG…That’s really cool but so very nasty. Some of those foods should not be on the same plate
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  241. Anonymous says:

    I like the recipe. Just for my son :)
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  242. lololol says:

    This whole page including the comments is bookmark worthy. lol Too funny… good eatin’!

  243. Anonymous says:

    If you use a ziplock bag to put the sour cream in, you can cut the tip and squeeze the sour cream out. It makes just as good lines as the baster and you can throw away the bag.

  244. Girls Like Football Too says:

    I made this for the game and immediately received the “Best Girlfriend Award” from my boyfriend and his friends. Although we used lil’ smokies instead of vienna sausages, got Fritos instead of cheetos and used mini corn dogs instead of twinkies. The ketchup and mustard also made for nice Cardinal and Steeler colors.

  245. Anonymous says:

    Gold! Would love to use a high res image of this in the magazine i work for as a Superbowl illustration… can we get a high res image please?

  246. Anonymous says:

    Thank you…I have not laughed this hard in a long time!

  247. Trollette says:

    As a member of that demographic, I’d like to correct you. This sounds flipping fantastic, and I will adapt it for all major get-togethers, sports oriented and not.

  248. Superbowl pants says:

    this is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

  249. Anonymous says:

    How about White Castle Sliders instead of the Twinkies?

  250. Jamie says:

    Trying this…Kinda, only sweeter. I’m baking a cookie sheet sized chocolate chip cookie. Drawing yard lines with frosting. Using teddy grahams as little players. Twinkies and chips stay, but the bacon has to go. The toothpicks will have to contain the crowd! Thanks for the great idea!

  251. Lori says:

    Michonda!!! That is too cute!!! and to think I was going to get away with serving cresent wrapped cheddar filled lil smokies… tonight to Nancy and Darren… (Glad she don’t get on here!!!) That is awesome!!!! GO STEELERS!!!!!