Here at HolyTaco, we’re big sports fans. And we’re also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, we created this football stadium made entirely out of snack foods.
Ingredients:
The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines
The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets – 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese
The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)
The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix
The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)
TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.
The Process:
STEP 1 – Ingredients:
Put all your ingredients on an empty table and take a really crappy photo of them.
STEP 2 - The Field:
Take one pound of guacamole and smear it on the center of a baking tray, leaving a section on either end for the end zones.
STEP 3 – The End Zones
It’s important here to fill one end zone with one filling, and one end zone with another, so that neither team receives home field deliciousness. We chose salsa for the Cardinals, and Queso dip for the Steelers.
STEP 4 – Yard Lines
Take sour cream and put it into a turkey baster, then squeeze gently to make the yard lines across the field.
STEP 5 – The Players and goal posts
Vienna sausages make delicious players, and tiny cheese wedge helmets help keep them from getting concussions. Two different types of cheese helps to distinguish the teams. The goal posts are made from Slim Jim’s, that we cut up, then stuck together with tooth picks. Monterey Jack cheese was used as an anchor to keep them standing, with a tooth pick linking the two together. At no point was it necessary to "snap in to" any of these slim jims. Cutting worked better.
FIELD REVIEW
Now that the field is finished, you can begin constructing the stadium around it, which you will also eat. It’s important to lay down some paper towels, so that no food comes in contact with your disgusting table top. (Because if you’re a person who makes this, you definitely have a disgusting table top.)
STEP 6 – The Stadium
The twinkie is nature’s brick. You can make your stadium as large as you want, depending on how many twinkies you have at your disposal. We had 58. And probably could have used 90. Use tooth picks to secure the twinkies to one another. This outer stadium wall will provide a delicious dessert when the contents of the stadium have been eaten.
STEP 7 – The Bacon Wall
The bacon wall is the most important part of the stadium, because it keeps the throngs of screaming fans, in this case chips, from falling on the field, in this case the guacamole and salsa. Insert tooth picks into the first row of twinkies, and then weave the bacon in and out of them, so that it forms a pliable wall.
STEP 8: The Fans/Chips
Without the fans, there would be no game. It’s no different in your snack stadium, so select four different kinds of snacks to fill the stands. Be sure to use pieces of bacon to separate your crowd into sections, as you can see in the corners of the stadium in this photo.
STEP 9 – The Frenzy
As you can see, the chips give the feeling of a crowd of crazed fans. Especially the cheetos, who can barely contain their excitement at Vienna Sausage Roethlisberger and his delectable team.
STEP 10 – The Sausage Blimp
At any major sporting event, a blimp shows up. In this case it’s a 20 ounce summer sausage, that’s shaped like a football. It doesn’t float, we just took out the wire in photoshop, so don’t get freaked out.
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Dear Mumasa, as we built a stadium out of completely empty calories I thought of you. I have attached a picture. We only ate some of the Doritos and Cheetos. Noah ate 7 Twinkies because we dared him to. Then we threw out the rest. Please find useful the dollar I’ve sent you for this month’s food and water.
Yours,
Library
PS: Tell your uncle (the ambassador) that I’ve place the necessary funds in my account and sent him the information. I eagerly await my return on investment, as well as his eventual freedom.
i am so doing this.
What does a twinkie taste like with cheeto dust on it?…
It could totally be done with sushi and related japanese cuisine.
I’m guessing the majority of that near $90 ingredient cost is Twinkie-related. I’d suggest making this with store brand Twinkies because Twonkles don’t cost NEAR as much.
Replace the twinkies with mozzarella sticks! Championship!
you guys rule. I think you should officially host next year’s Super Bowl – can someone write to the NFL about this. I’m f-ing serious, dude. You need to build a giant lifesize twinkie stadium. Maybe hostess would sponsor.
You mean what does bacon flavored cheeto dust on a twinki taste like? Your answer is victory my friend…. victory!
Your mom is a stupid fucking whore… leave the football stadium construction to the experts. — the MEN!!! Gingerbread houses and this monument to mandom have nothing in common. The only sound I want to hear coming out of your mom’s mouth is her choking on my cock.
Was that a model of Tampa Bays stadium?
I made a comment like this just needs bacon and low and behold… I see bacon. Best freakin snack ever. Now if they added some fried snickers bars some how…..
I’m sure you could use other things (like snickers) for the end zone stands (minus either cheetos or chex mix. Or even mix those snicker in between the twinkies. When I first saw it I thought the twinkies were hot dog buns for hot dogs hiding somewhere else keeping warm….just another idea
I Think that is quite possibly the best thing I hae ever seen in my life
After making this you guys now know what it’s like to be Rosie Odonnel’s private chef every morning. ZING!
Got you so bad Rosie you fat fuck.
I’d like to take a shit right on the 50 yard line. But thats just me.
Instead of Twinkies, maybe Corndogs?? CORNDOGS!!!
Corndogs might need to be kept warm to actually eat, but i said above that hot dog buns could be used with hot dogs keeping warm on the side, say the parking lot
exactly what i was thinkin
Oh man. Now we just need Pepto shooters and I am ready to GET MY FOOTBALL ON.
/slap
Delicious and nutricious! It’s got all the major food groups!! red, green, orange and yellow!
Needs more boob
Holy mother of Go….
BACON WRAP TWINKIES…mmmmmmm
And who the fuck eats Twinkies at a Super Bowl party anyways?
WOW! amazing! I’m so glad I live in the fattest country in the world, you won’t see this shit in Japan. I was cracking up/drooling the whole time I was reading this.
Looks nothing like Raymond James, everyone knows its constructed out of pecan spin wheels…
I sent this article to my Mom and she had the following to say:
“These guys are amateurs , you don’t mix Twinkies with snack food!! BTW, Fritos Scoops would have made better helmets than cheese. They also should have used pretzel sticks instead of toothpicks.
Now I’m going to have to make one!!”
My Mom will fuck you up…She won the Gingerbread house contest at her job…No joke.
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it seems you’re a gay fag with unattended wishes. Maybe that person’s mom should shove a burning iron up the hole of your cock to appease you. men like you make me ashamed of being a man… but then again, you’re no man. Just a low life with no respect that should be shot on sight.
You should use pretzels in place of the toothpicks.. to keep the entire thing edible.
you just zinged yourself.
You need to attach a M-80 to the sausage blimp and re-enact Black Sunday.
Bravo. Bravo.
Corndogs are genius…because they already have the sticks to connect them together. Genius!
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Keep it comin.
Wow, this is insane! This is the ultimate superbowl snack and definitely has all the necessities. Though I feel you need to workout everyday the following week just to make up for those calories. However, I love the creativity. Maybe next year..
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that was realy fucking awsome
wow that’s very cool! i wish i could do something like it in the future!
Pretty F-n cool!
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OMG…That’s really cool but so very nasty. Some of those foods should not be on the same plate
Instead of Twinkies use buffalo chicken wraps for the stadium!!
CONGRATS TO THE STEELERS ON WINNING THE “PENALTY BOWL” ….. IF ONLY THE REFS DIDNT HAVE SUCH A LARGE HAND IN THIS , ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERBOWLS EVER PLAYED .
hell yaa this looks amazing and like a heart attack waiting to happen. actually iom going out to get the ingredients for the game tontie. cant wait for the commercials
Ummm Ok so I like the idea of the field made out of the salsa, nacho cheese, and guacamole…but the rest of it is gross! LOL….someone hold my hair while I vomit!!.
omg you touched the twinkies with bacon!
I’ve got just two words,”Deeeee Licious” LOLOL, GO ZONA
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
What a great way to express you ideas through food! Very unique! This is great for the people who dont need to keep their figure, and very accessable. plus, no dishes!!!
When do we get to see the “after” picture, both of the littered remains AND the people who actually ate it?!?
I WILL TAKE ONE OF EVERYTHING THEN COME BACK FOR SECONDS
Oh my god, this stadium is freakin amazing.
I made it and I used corn dogs instead of twinkies and I also didn’t really need the bacon for the fence, toothpicks worked fine for me.
The whole thing only cost me 40$ I’m not sure how you came up with 86?
Ouch!
That was a little harsh.
I am gasping for breath – this is an awe-inspiring work of staggering genius and I salute you, our American sisters and brothers. may your girth never lessen.
(pity about the game, but)
Completely amazing!! Am now sending this to fellow chef’s. I can hear the “OOOOOOO’s” right now!!
WT chow
Mmmmmm….Twinkies and bacon! Im perplexed about the Twinkies. At first glance I thought they were hot dog rolls! LOL
I’m so jealous, I mean come on 58 twinkies, right there you had me!
That is AWESOME.
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This brings a tear to my eye.
How absolutely unabatedly disgusting.
Freakin Beast!
This article needs to be sent to the American heart association as a warning!!!! only in America baby…only in America. Go Steelers!!!
wowwwwwww lol
HELL YA! THIS FOOD IS THE REAL AMERICA!
Hot dog buns would work perfectly!!!
I want to chomp a big bite out of that.
The Sistine Chapel of food
I just bought all the ingredients to make this for tomorrow. I’m so excited!! I’m not creative at all, so I’m pretty much going to copy the design, the only difference, I got 72 Twinkies. Cheers!
This just in from Columbus, Justin Boren ate the whole thing!
Ewwwwww!! That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve seen… other than the “Ultimate Super Bowl snack” which was beef with bacon wrapped around it.. and then baked?! Ewwwwww! The twinkies want to make me puke.
Ah… then this confirms my suspicions that USA is disgusting. This whole thing is a pile of crap, I wouldn’t feed this to my worst enemy. I would be accused of attempted murder if I gave this for someone to eat.
If that’s what you think of USA.
GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! DO I HAVE TO REPEAT IT????
THEN FIND SOMEWHERE BETTER TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for this awesome creation and may the football gods bless you.
So…how many Weight Watchers points would this be??? I’m thinking about 490ish. There goes weigh in this week! That looks YUMMY!!!
I would have used little smokies for the players the viennas don’t do it for me. having got that out of my arteries, its a masterpiece!
good gawd. i can feel my arteries clogging just reading that! looks good though!
Yes – God Bless America
i think i just splooged
take your lack of brains back to the crap hole it came out from.
Take your Ewwwwww! back to high school judgmental bitch.
Omg that would take my 2 days to make!
Goooo STeelers
only in america would anyone even look at this disgusting pile of garbage let alone praise it. good god.
as is -masterpiece
forgot concession stands
if the winning team is around for the finish
I think this was a great idea…very creative!! But the hot dogs sound good too! Great tray for the party!!
Where do you find a football shaped summer sausage?…
Loved it.
For the rest of you- twinkies, corndogs, whatever. Don’t you have any creativeness of your own? Personalize it.
When the game is over we will shoot cheese in a can over the winners and eat it off them!!!!!!
the narrative and comments are the best part of this!! thanks for a good laugh after a long week!!
I like salami
WTF! Wow disgusting and delicious all at the same time.
How bout grilled hot dogs WITH buns, as the wall.
what about 1/2 hotdogs or brats or something and 1/2 twinkies? you need to have some kind of dessert, right? maybe twinkies in the end zones?
ow, my arteries…
I was thinking the same thing.
how awesome does that look!! That should make national televison
I would never have thought of this. You did a FANTASTIC job and I LOVE it.
I am so ready for the super bowl now. I added a few special ingredients of my own.
If I was a betting man I’d take Monteray Jack and the Under. They’re playing with 8 vs. 7 for goodness sake.
Genius, just pure genius. I love it.
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY CRAMHOLES TWINKIE HATERS.
Can’t you read? Twinkies are nature’s bricks! And besides, it’s dessert, if you replace the twinkie walls with something you want to eat earlier, the stands will collapse and the fans will pour out onto the field and parking lots with a huge noise followed by many lawsuits.
All it really needs for the over 40 crowd is a bottle of Lipitor on the side lines to digest after this…hey what about South Fried Chicken legs as goal posts…may not look as good but sure will taste good
ummm ~ seriously dude, make it all savory or all sweet. The thought of them Twinkies rather turns my tummy. Instead, maybe tiny hot dog buns with tiny hot links inside?
Look at this
I am not a sports fan of any type but this is genius! Talk about using your imagination. Wow,maybe you should become an architect LOL anyhow it is a way to kill some time. To all the haters comments eat your heart out your just jealous that you didn’t think of it first!!!!
LMAO! That’s awesome!
I must agree with other posters that the Twinkies won’t work (for me at least). I like the sub sandwich idea for the stadium.
wonder if this person will od same with all sports?
Twinkies out – Bagel Dogs IN!!!
get a LIFE!!!!!!
wonder if I could make a vegetarian version?
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dont forget riots and fights to make sure their (audiance) team will win and mass chaos
Oh, c’mon man! I don’t even *like* football, but I have to admit this thing’s awesome.
Excuse me…I think I shut #$%* my pants…this is the most awesome party tray I have ever seen.
I think I would use brats in place of the twinkies. Otherwise, a true master piece!
This what Oprah is going to have for very own this Sunday. Then on Mondays show she will show how other people can lose weight , not her fat ass!
OMG that rules. Must try a USC version next year. I agree with the anti-Twinkie crowd though. How about constructing the perimeter with cans of beer/coke/etc. Oh, and needs more bacon.
Still… That is some damn fine snackmaking there!
Fantastic idea. Next time, put some earth under the grass (add refried beans…might need a deeper pan).
The possibilities are endless and I’m already having fun doing thought exercises for one to bring to next year’s party. Maybe you should have a contest.
I cannot contain myself over the awesomeness that exists within this stadium.
Elvis Presley is smiling from somewhere. And probably eating a sandwich.
A snack of such magnitude would truly rape the ever-loving shit out of my insides.
I can’t just wait to watch NFL Super Bowl XXXIII – only
when I bite into Pillsbury Savorings!
A snack of such magnitude would truly rape the ever-loving shit out of my insides.
“vegetarian version” (??????!!!!!!) – perhaps that would go nicely with making an ice-skating rink to watch a scott hamilton marathon
this should be crowned the 8th wonder of the world
Awesome .. I just push the idea further and built en entire city around the stadium with different beer cans shape …
You dont have to eat the whole thing yourself !
only count 8 players. are there not supposed to be 12 men on the field ?
The only thing this needs is to have an alternative to the twinkies, otherwise I want to make it sooo badly.
CORNDOGS!!
little loaves of french bread
Mini, frozen corndogs would be da bomb.
You must be a woman.
You must watch the Fishing network.
Honestly guys?
This was lame. You disappoint me.
Don’t do it again.
I don’ know whether to burp, fart, or puke…very ingenious!!
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Wow its incredible..thats truly a yummy stadium..
I can eat the whole stadium in 15 minutes
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When you drop the deuce resulting from the consumption of this, call the Chicago Bears, because they’ll sign your heap of shit to a long-term deal worth millions.
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Thats fucking sweet. And Nic says go suck a twinkie.
I am making this to further enjoy watching the Colts win the Super Bowl.
I used hot dog buns last year, then used them when the dogs were finished. Only had about 15% waste by the time we threw it out. Also, make a bakers cone by cutting the corner of a baggie and put your sour cream in there. That way you can draw perfect lines and even write the team names in the endzone.
Looks like the nation’s fat slobs have yet another way to accelerate their collective demise vis-a-vis coronary heart disease and type 2 diabetes. Kudos.
replace twinkies´ with hotdogs..sausages..cheese sticks!!!!
its a lot better i swear yuuuuuuuuuum.
I am so sad that I didn’t find this until just now. Sigh… Oh well. I’ll be linking next year.
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Fucking awesome!no
Trying this…Kinda, only sweeter. I’m baking a cookie sheet sized chocolate chip cookie. Drawing yard lines with frosting. Using teddy grahams as little players. Twinkies and chips stay, but the bacon has to go. The toothpicks will have to contain the crowd! Thanks for the great idea!
im definately making this on sunday!!!
That thing is totally amazing! I would construct one myself but I’m too broke and jobless and worthless. Ok, going to go cry now. Thanks for your stupid stadium of crushed dreams!!!!! J/K
It’s… beautiful!
puts the bacon explosion to shame!
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I’m thinking if I can add your tip in with physically removing all of the creamy centers of the twinkies, this might constitute as a meal for those poor souls on Biggest Loser….
What! No scoreboard?
Weightwatcher’s website calculates it at 591 points.
weird
I am no food prude. I love “bad” food. Having said that, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.
Twinkies and bacon? Please.
That’s freaking awesome!
Make one for March Madness!!
i dare you
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I need to buy Tums after just looking at that thing.
It needs cheerleaders made of candy. Otherwise, it’s pretty damn impressive.. Perhaps there could be a parking lot made with meatballs as shrubbery, and hot dogs as buses/cars?
I have to agree with the other corn dog fans here replacing the twinkies. Lets face it, we are men and we like to mix our meats at meals, corn dogs and bacon just sounds so much more appetizing since the dogs can also be dipped in the queso or sub mustard.
Martha Stewart has nothing on you guys.
How come the Cards have the 8-7 power play?
I’d add a scoreboard with the score spelled out in little green Immodium AD pills.
How about Li’l Smokey’s for the players, and olive halves for the helmets?
Anything would be better than Twinkies for the stadium walls.
A case of cold beer and Twinkies just don’t go together.
Anyhow, great job on this. Looks fantastic!!
Shut up French asshole!
You could do a scoreboard with gum drops… like the kind sold at movie theaters
that was my thought! My son was ready to go out and buy the stuff tonight.
Actually, you should consider publicizing this smorgasbord on some eco-friendly websites/ blogs.
I am pretty certain that upon close analysis you will find that with the exception perhaps of the Monterey jack Cheese, every bit of the snack stadium is a form of recycled plastic of some kind or another.
The amount of polymers and spun plastics we are removing from the environment is staggering, and I do think you may be onto something big…Dare I suggest the Nobel Prize?
Diet tip! One can cut calories by substituting light sour cream for the field lines.
I would construct mine using a defibrillator as the base. Once you finish eating, someone will more than likely have a heart attack.
Theres’ not eneough men on the field. Rookie.
Instead of Twinkies make 4 sandwhiches for the stadium!!!
Americans!
Just get the knock-off brand stuff from Dollar Tree, you’ll still have to buy the cold (uncanned stuff) from somewhere else (we have Aldi’s here)
It’s all going to end up on your carpet or in the toilet pretty quick anyhow.
I’m equally awed and repulsed…
Shut up asshole.
How many Weightwatcher points in that?
Eh, I want to see a video of the toothpick-haters trying to insert a pretzel stick into a slim jim. Ain’t happenin’.
Yum!
you’ve got a 7 on 8 game there dude! what kind of super bowl is that?
I especially like the tilt shift photo near the end to make it look extra sharp
i am making this with my friends on super bowl sunday, and i’ll trick them into paying for it too
You’re my new best friend.
Boy, would I like to do a Lambeau Leap into those Cheetos and Bacon.
Dude, the Superbowl’s in Tampa, who the hell is going to be wearing a coat?
How about those mini pigs in a blanket for the players wrapped up coats on the side lines.
I agree with Brad….replace the twinkies with mozzerella sticks…perfection.
You MUST post an “after” photo!
And when you drop the deuce resulting from the consumption of this, call the Chicago Bears, because they’ll sign your heap of shit to a long-term deal worth millions.
lol good one. captain douche
this is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
I am Martha Stewart and I am sueing whom ever stole my Idea. Their was a leak! This was to come out in my next Magazine Issue. I had to mud wrestle Rachel Ray! It was her I know it was!!!
Martha would know the proper usage of there… as in “there was a leak”…
Otherwise… awesome concept and well executed… I agree with some that I would make it all, either salty or sweet but not combine the two…
Like your salty, meaty, cheesy stadium with the corn dog idea and then a sweet treat half time Brownie stage on the side… with little Hersey Kisses performers and caramel popcorn audience… hmmm
All in all: 9.5
Definitely not alone. I haven’t had a craving for anything sweet in years. Corn dogs ftw.
I would have to replace the twinkies with corndogs since beer has killed my sweeth tooth. I know I am not alone in this….
WOw, now that is truly stunning indeed.
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MORE BACON!!!!!!?
How about White Castle Sliders instead of the Twinkies?
WOW that is awesome. I will have to say I think I would need a mud flap to tackle that snack. Holy Crap! I have never seen anything like it. That combination would certainly leave some 747 skid marks in your shorts!!!
wow ! just wow! go steelers !
yuuurrrpppp
If you use a ziplock bag to put the sour cream in, you can cut the tip and squeeze the sour cream out. It makes just as good lines as the baster and you can throw away the bag.
Michonda!!! That is too cute!!! and to think I was going to get away with serving cresent wrapped cheddar filled lil smokies… tonight to Nancy and Darren… (Glad she don’t get on here!!!) That is awesome!!!! GO STEELERS!!!!!
Replace the Twinkies as the stadium with 4 Racks of Ribs!!
QFT
Kind of a rip-off of the corn dog idea, but regular hot dogs in a bun would work better than the twinkie… Can’t mix sweets with pure salty and fatty goodness…
rice crispy treats for the walls?
might be good replacement and equally as good
that is the future! anybody that wrote something bad, is just a hateing looser!SHAME ON YOU!
The cheetos are behaving like typical Raider fans.
The damn fat kid from next door ate 4 Twinkies and the whole thing fell apart.
awesome
actually 11 players per team on the field
And that D actually has one more player than the Offense…I call Shenannigans!!
just looking this, it makes me want to take a crap
Reminds me of alex trautman
one of the best inventions yet.
this is beeyotiful. def plan on making. also love the idea of using corndogs. whoa.
wow…very creative >^_^<
Keep the twinkes!! I like the white sticky stuff in the middle!!
Cheers!
You must admit this is a magical feat of snack food engineering!
very creative! Never seen anything like it before!
and yet so happy
No wonder Americans are so obese
As a member of that demographic, I’d like to correct you. This sounds flipping fantastic, and I will adapt it for all major get-togethers, sports oriented and not.
I love the ingenuity and the easy to follow play by play description of the stadium construction. I can’t think of a better use for slim jims. More importantly, there’s a good chance that there will be a run on twinkies this week. I’m going to go put some on ebay right now.
You need to deep fry the entire thing just to put it over the top!
You MUST submit this to thisiswhyyourefat.com. Must. It’s genius.
That.Is.Heavenly. Haha, greatest idea ever.
Thank you…I have not laughed this hard in a long time!
I made this for the game and immediately received the “Best Girlfriend Award” from my boyfriend and his friends. Although we used lil’ smokies instead of vienna sausages, got Fritos instead of cheetos and used mini corn dogs instead of twinkies. The ketchup and mustard also made for nice Cardinal and Steeler colors.
change the twinkies for cheese sticks and you’ll have the god of all salty snacks.
Thats because there are no 7-11s or supermarkets in Iraq/Afghanistan
can I sleep with it?
This whole page including the comments is bookmark worthy. lol Too funny… good eatin’!
Gold! Would love to use a high res image of this in the magazine i work for as a Superbowl illustration… can we get a high res image please?
mmmm bacon
i made one it was awesome!!!
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I like the recipe. Just for my son
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OMG…That’s really cool but so very nasty. Some of those foods should not be on the same plate
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