“Please don’t pick us Holy Taco, you suck.”
I lost again last week. Again. I’m 1-4. Why does God hate me? Is it because I crapped in a box and brought it to a secret Santa party? I feel so lost right now, and not like the people on that show “Lost.” They’re way more attractive than me. Except for the fat guy. Although he’s got all his hair…I hate everyone.
On to this week’s un-lock:
SEAHAWKS (-3.5) over Redskins
The game is at Seattle and they’re tougher at home than Chris Beniot. I’m going to hell for that joke and it wasn’t even good. Anyway, the Redskins offense stinks. Todd Collins has been playing well, but that’s just because he can’t believe he’s playing, let alone winning. Once he realizes he’s the starting QB of a playoff team, he’ll shit the bed worse than I did in Boy Scouts when I ate a weird mushroom on a dare. So, anyway, I’m taking the ‘Hawks, which means y ou should probably take the ‘Skins. Because I’m a loser.
MY PROMISE TO YOU: Because I’m such a loser, if I lose this week, I will NEVER write this column again. That’s right, Lock of the Weekend will be gone. Thank you, that is all.
RECORD: 1-4
MONEY WON/LOST: -370
you are going to lose. the skins look much better and the seahawks never show up when they need to. i will even take the bet without the points.
I only like football because of Friday Night Lights.
The seahawks have such pretty helmets.
Hey Devin, looks like u just made an ass out of urself with that prediction lol