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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent.  We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much it sucks, so we decided to provide you with a little glimmer of joy (and a reason to drink) during those long, anxiety-fueled weekdays of sitting around and doing nothing:
(If you can’t figure out how to play, check out the instructions after the jump)


11 Responses to "The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game"

  1. Location404 says:

    First. So everyone chugs 3?

  2. JHC says:

    Is there another way to start a day of job searching?

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    Yes, you could start by pounding my gaping ass until I cry!

  4. pratik says:

    What about a space that says “company calls you to schedule an interview, then never gets back to you”? That should be the free space.

  5. Pound it! says:

    I like how “Pound 1″ is jerking off!

  6. Olala says:

    I jerk off all the time to family albums here at home, but dad almost busted me when he found his picture with vaseline smeared all over the picture frame.


  7. DonkeyXote says:


  8. MyFightWiffaCheeto says:

    This is fucking stupid taco. Seriously.

    I hate to be hard on you, but it’s just because I know you’re better than this.

  9. Anonymussy says:

    Uh’ve been pumpin’ gas fo 14 years and uh fink its dun me harm!

  10. DonkeyXote says:

    Uh’ve been pumpin’ ma tranny mah’s dick fo 14 years and uh fink its dun me good!

  11. Uh Oh, Hot Dog says:

    If I were to play this game, I’d be drunk in less than 7 seconds.