You guys remember the Duggars, right? Of course you do. How could you forget about America’s fastest reproducing family? Mama Duggar is once again publicly defending her choice to have way too many kids! This time she’s made it her mission to remind everyone that the earth can’t have enough children, and that Earth’s overcrowding is just a myth. Apparently, Mama Duggar has never been to Manhattan. That’s where I am as I type this, and I’m doing it from a coffee shop while sitting on a man’s shoulders, and my elbows are touching the peoples’ on either side of me, because they too are stacked on top of other people, but I shouldn’t complain, this Starbucks isn’t even that busy.
Anyway, the Duggar chick keeps saying dumb crap and quoting Mother Theresa:
“Well, first off, the idea of overpopulation is not accurate because, really, the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville. So if you realize that aspect of it, we realize we’re not anywhere near being overpopulated.”
Yes, because everywhere should feel like we’re standing shoulder to shoulder in Jacksonville. Just because this woman is used to sharing a shitter with sixteen smaller humans, doesn’t mean it’s the right way for everyone to live.
“I agree with Mother Teresa when she said, ‘to say that there are too many children is like saying there are too many flowers’.”
Oh, you’re gonna cite Mother Teresa on this one? You mean that nun with no kids? She tried to save them all, but only because she didn’t have to ride a plane with them or let them sleep in the room next to her.
Jesus lady, if you’re going to keep having kids, at least stop talking about it.