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Urine? No Thanks. Little Boy Urine? Yes Please!

The thought of drinking little boy’s urine kind of makes me want to kill myself. So let’s get straight into this one. According to NBC4i.com:

Allan Patton, 56, whose trial two years ago made public a long-held fetish for drinking the urine of young boys has surfaced again in the Columbus area.

Official reports indicate he has been observed putting Saran wrap on toilet seats in public, sports-related venues with the apparent intent to drink any urine collected there.

It was that practice that drew Patton to the attention of Gahanna authorities in 2006. During his trial, authorities said he collected urine from boys at a movie theater , and at times even paid for it.

You know that times are tough when you can’t even get good, clean small boy pee for free. Hell, I remember back in the good old days when you couldn’t walk down the street without having some 8 year-old take an enormous wizz in your mouth. Yessiree, those were the good old days. Lots and lots of little boy urine going in your mouth all day long. Times sure have changed.

via withleather.com

5 Responses to "Urine? No Thanks. Little Boy Urine? Yes Please!"

  1. Pratik says:

    He drinks little kids’ piss? You don’t need criminal charges or a court hearing for this. Go down to the local elementary school and read the article to any kid there, and ask what to do with Mr. Patton.

    You’ll get your answer as soon as their innocence is finished draining away.

  2. Bryan says:

    I just may vomit.

  3. Mr. Balls says:

    I agree with Pratik. He want’s to get pissed on, so let the little shits piss on him.

  4. Mr.Igiveitforfree says:

    Wtf? Why do you have to embarrese the man, Hes not harming anyone, He just gets turned on, When you drain the main veine in the mouth.

    Not harming anyone

  5. bizzle says:

    This is the same type of guy that would eat a bowl of pubic hair with a little whipped cream on top. Coming soon…”Two urinals, one man”