The thought of drinking little boy’s urine kind of makes me want to kill myself. So let’s get straight into this one. According to NBC4i.com:
Allan Patton, 56, whose trial two years ago made public a long-held fetish for drinking the urine of young boys has surfaced again in the Columbus area.
Official reports indicate he has been observed putting Saran wrap on toilet seats in public, sports-related venues with the apparent intent to drink any urine collected there.
It was that practice that drew Patton to the attention of Gahanna authorities in 2006. During his trial, authorities said he collected urine from boys at a movie theater , and at times even paid for it.
You know that times are tough when you can’t even get good, clean small boy pee for free. Hell, I remember back in the good old days when you couldn’t walk down the street without having some 8 year-old take an enormous wizz in your mouth. Yessiree, those were the good old days. Lots and lots of little boy urine going in your mouth all day long. Times sure have changed.