There are
thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you’re in? Luckily, we’ve spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we’ve created a handy User’s Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation.
Breasts
What It Refers To: The superior ventral surface (the upper-torso) of the human body. Usually, the term refers to this area on the female body, while "chest" is more commonly used to describe the upper-torso of male bodies, unless it’s a fat ass
dude with man-boobs.
When It’s Used: In medical or technical conversations, or on television when, for some reason, they feel like they can’t just say "boobs".
Proper Usage: "Ma’am, I’m afraid you have breast cancer."
Improper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your breasts!"
Bosom
What It Refers To: In reference to the boobs of your mom, grandma,
a diety, or any woman who you would never sexualize in a million billion years.
When It’s Used: In The Bible, or in reference to where a baby is sleeping.
Proper Usage: "…And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her bosom."
Improper Usage: "That stripper was rubbing her bosom all over my face!"
Boobs or Boobies
What It Refers To: Boobs that are covered by clothing with no indication of nipple, as in the image above. Because of the lack of nipple visibility, "Boob" is often used in a more playful tone, rather than a sexual tone.
When It’s Used: In everyday conversation between males and females alike. Due to its casual, non-threatening overtones, "Boobs" is considered a relatively non-sexual term, and is therefore acceptable for conversational use, making "Boobs" the most popular term for boobs.
Proper Usage: "Hey, boss! Your boobs look pretty good in that sweater."
Improper Usage: "Hey, wife! I’m gonna boobie-f*ck you tonight."
Tits or Titties
When It’s Used: When two men are discussing boobs in a sexual way.
Proper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your tits!"
Improper Usage: "Ma’am, I’m afraid you have titty cancer."
Buzongas or Guzongas
When It’s Used: Usually in a conversation with other dudes, delivered in a manner of joking or comical disbelief. Most other ridiculous boob terms fall into this category as well (i.e.- knockers, chesticles, cans, hooters, funbags, dairy pillows, baby feeders, boulders, devil’s dumplings, flapdoodles, goombas, honkers, jugs, melons, milk bombs, num-nums, wopbopaloobops, sweater cows, etc.).
Proper Usage: "Did you see that chick smash the beer can with her guzongas?"
Improper Usage: ""…And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her guzongas."
I say Mammalian protuberances
Mammarian would likely be a better term.
Oh, and good job HT. Keep making baby Jesus cry into those gazongas.
its sweater steaks, not sweater cows.
You’re a fucking dumbass.
YOU’RE a fucking dumbass.
No YOU’RE a fucking dumbass! (Let’s keep it going, everyone!!)
“…And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her guzongas.” …awesome
I’m a fucking dumbass.
Can’t we all just breastfully get along?
I don’t really care what they are called as long as they keep my ears warm at night!
This article was fucking awesome.
I’m afraid you have titty cancer FTW
i’m fondling tits, or want to fondle more tits…
FINALLY! Someone finally puts this all into some context I can understand!
corrections.
I’ll be more sensitive.
“Breasts” rather than “Tits”.
In anycase. i love the feel, jiggles, and taste of women’s breasts.
that’s because you are dum
call me julie’s her babylons
Jizz Catchers
My favorite term is jigglypuffs.
Gargantuous tatas FTW!
…the feel of women’s bodies and her warmth.
and No, I’m not fucked-up in the head.
(…don’t have the pleasure to feel women’s warmth often enough, or not getting laid…and my dick just leaked cum/jizz on my leg.)
Man, I LOVE BUCETA.
whos a dumbass?
123not it!
thanks to family harper, i’d like this one:
vod-kanockers
…without keeping them wet, hopefully.
4 out of 5 ENTs agree: Homogenization is NOT good for the inner ear.
He’s who (still)has ears, let him hear.
That, sir, was improper usage of the term “breast…”
uh lalala
a href=”http://daddycool18.blogspot.com/2009/12/coco-nicole-austin-did-sexiest-photo.html” target=”_new”>Very close look of Coco Nicole’s Boobs and Booty
** PARTY HATS !!**
Sweater Cows… giggity
mom?
It’s “deity”, not “diety”. ‘Diety’ makes it moar lulzier though, but I doubt that was intended usage.
And in the gazongas category, what about tatty bojangles? More comedic than ‘bazoongas’
I love that pic (3rd pic) who´s that girl?
good
trademarking “fubes” for fake boobies..and inspired by this thread..tx for the inspiration and incentives to expand the English language..weeeeeeeeeehooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
***foobes
haha…too much midday drinking today…bahaha
I salute all you ladies
breast comment ever
i hate to be a boob but its a tit bit nipply in here. you’d breast put on a coat
I agree. I laughed my ass off at that one.
Don’t anybody comment or get their knickers in a knot. I’m a Christian, and it DID say this was the NOT the proper use of the term. That’s what made it funny to read. Besides, God must have created humour also.
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Chesticles roflmao love them chesticles
…And why thew fuck is the word “tits” listed here, since “tits” refers to nipples and not boobs?
I love big breast !! Lol …
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What is the source for the yellow and gray sweater girl? I remember seeing those before…
work
there amazin all over all around an everythang between
thanks for clearing that up
howd my wife get in that last pic?
Agreed. Ta-tas is definitely the breast term. My bad, did I say breast? I meant best, I must have tittie on the brain….
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap … … fap!
i prefer … faf… titter tats
what does it mean if i actually learned something from this?
Who cares ! I love em all!! Just stick some in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!
hai…………….
amazing boooooooooobs i love it
I have been to bed with these women you can use them for pillows!!!
I prefer “udders.”
E.g. “Last night I went out with this feminist chick with big udders, then we went back to my place and I udder-fucked the milk out of her.”
Yeah, but will any of them go to Chili’s??…
Boobs are mostly 80% fat. So larger the boobs means more fat is stored to make up the circumference and size. If you have seen chicken fat then you have to comprehend and visualize that is what the fat looks inside the breast. Try to look at a breast operation video.
Chick under the boobs/boobies title: Jamie Graham, you can thank me later.
My brothers and I use the term Headlights, and when the headlights are “on”, we call them Tittie Hard-ons, or THO’s for short.
A girl with small boobs is a member of the Itty-Bitty Tittie Comittee (IBTC).
I prefer “2 BIG BAGS OF SAND”
Fun-bags, melons, jugs, cans, udders, knockers, sand bags, hooters, tits, boobs, foobs, breasts, it all works, as in: “Excuse me miss Reid your left jug is exposed, could you kindly uncover the other and let me get a quick photo? thanks”
I think hospitals should be less formal, and titty cancer would just about do that.
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Show me them god damn money makers.
I like that, IBTC.
You had me at Boob.
howd my wife get in that last pic?
sorry couldnt hear anything, had my head between the sweater hogs!!
Im going to have to go with titties FTW…
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I love you too!
your sexy and some nice tits real or fake
I prefer fun pillows.
I prefer YOU SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
George T, yo mama looka like a BROKE ASS!
George T is just the sort of lead-head that makes me wish he was within punching range. What an ass-hat.
George T is more than likely GAY, he don’t like titties.
George T probablt wishes my dick was bigger so when I fuck him in the butt again I can actually tear his asshole. How gay..
dont make fun of George T. Just cuz he never felt or seen real fun bags :p
i think george t is hillarious
Yea im gay so what!!!!!!!!
George T: that just makes you more gay. And thats not the fun gay from the ol’days.
Jackopaws
@ Kamara
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1214/532662175_1e18a510e7.jpg
her boobs size same like my boobies but my nipples is smaller then this girls. i m so sexy. every night i sleep without cloths means totly nudes.but i m as a nature suy.please fuck me boys
Come on, i like u, what`s the size of ur pussy….. i like it big, …like a pot
hey amita ill fuck u till u can’t walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o yea my dream girl, a cooking pot pussy, ass like an underinflated blow-up chair, and boobies like a desert highway. DAMNNN!! opps just jizzed myself
dammit.
You gave me the gay.
Why does it seem they just get started with an interesting topic(s) and then fall flat on their face? This could go alot further and actually become entertaining if they would follow through!!!
That’s what she said!
That’s what they said about Rutherfoo when he was bending over to show me his hidden ballsack.
yea they definitely figured we’d get distracted by the tits and not worry about the content.
I didn’t read any of this, but still loved it!
This feels like old skool taco. I like. Good job taco. Boobs.
dairy pillows and sweater cows… awesome
That’s ‘Sweater Melons’.
I prefer to call them (the heavy upper regions of a woman, pillows, melons, tictorials n’ milk ducts!!
lETS NOT FORGET SWEATER MEAT!
rofling :3
well done boys
wopbopaloobops or gtfo
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my mom had knockers like a st. bernard,…ten reasons to suck hard and shut up more,…I was a quiet kid…..I hope that was my mom?
Chesticles.
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YEA TITS
NO really. Someone tell me who the “Tits” girl is.
Why do nipples justify an “overt sexual tone”…? What’s so sexual about nipples? And what makes “tits” a more sexual word?
u r hots girls .
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
vri vri hot.
What? The Virgin Mother had breasts? She’s a total MILF!
I believe you have missed ‘tatty bojangles’ off this list; a very important addition, I recommend you amend your list forthwith.
Sincerely,
Jonathan Doe
Breast Etymologist
I prefer to call them (the heavy upper regions of a woman, pillows, melons, tictorials n’ milk ducts!!
What? The Virgin Mother had breasts? She’s a total MILF!