Valentine's Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be in a healthy relationship with a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, we don't judge here.) Here are some products that will help them get through this difficult time. And as a bonus, all these products are available at HolyTaco's CafePress Store.
The "I'm With Nobody" Shirts & Mug
What better way to let everyone know that there is no person in your life that loves you, than with a wacky t-shirt!
So you don't get laid, so what? Maybe you don't get laid ON PURPOSE! For some logical non-religious reason..that I can't think of right now.
Purchase them here, four colors available for only 17.99! Mens and womens shirts both available.
The "I Feed on the Tears of the Lonely" Teddy Bear
This teddy bear can only live off your lonely, lonely, tears. So let your friends know that you know they're all alone in life, by purchasing Mr. Lonely-lufagus!
Nobody would EVER roofie someone that had already been roofied! I mean, that'd just be a waste of a roofie, right?! Keep yourself safe this Valentine's day, with this Beer Stein that let's people know, you're going to be immovable long before they can get a chance to force sex upon you.
The "If You're Reading This, Then You're Me" Underwear
What better way to remind yourself that absolutely no one will ever have sex with you, than to write it on your underwear? Maybe a parrot that repeats "no one will ever have sex with you." But you couldn't get that parrot for the low low price of
Being in a relationship is great, unless your gf is a skanky biatch who wont eat at Chilies. Me n my gf's relationship is moreover like Ill get in the carm she'll ask, where you wanna eat... Im going to feed you babe.
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February 10th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
Whoever wrote can go fuck themselves. You think being single is fucking funny, a big ducking joke? Go to hell you fucking prick!
February 10th, 2009 at 01:22 pm
Yes, we do think it's funny. And we would also like to hear your "big ducking joke." That also sounds like it would be very funny! (We love ducks!)
February 10th, 2009 at 03:19 pm
hahaha i love a good ducking. which reminds me. can you guys make one for me that says "I'm Going to be Balls Deep Tonight"?
February 10th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
i forgot "Into My Hand" which is quite crucial
February 11th, 2009 at 12:09 am
hahah I think I'm gonna get a shirt printed with that for this weekend and wear it when I go out to the bar!
February 11th, 2009 at 06:03 am
What do ducks have to do with relationships? Sick dude.
February 10th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
My TWO mom's would think that pillow was HILARIOUS!!!
February 10th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
"Waa waa, I'm single, boo hoo!" Shut the fuck up and get a girlfriend and then you'll really know misery.
February 10th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
not funny.
February 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
It really was though..
February 18th, 2009 at 07:34 am
that's funny
February 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am
M8, u r such a tw@ why the f would u say tht. 1 Day I HOPE it's you, then I shall laugh at you 2!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
This list is PERFECTION!!! Can't stop laughing! :)
February 10th, 2009 at 02:23 pm
Girlfriends r a pain in the ass, BEING SINGLE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO!!!!!!
February 10th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
Why have sex with the same girl all the time?
Us single guys have the best of both worlds, wemon when we want, alone when we want, it's perfection!
February 10th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
speak for yourself.
February 10th, 2009 at 03:30 pm
Being in a relationship is great, unless your gf is a skanky biatch who wont eat at Chilies. Me n my gf's relationship is moreover like Ill get in the carm she'll ask, where you wanna eat... Im going to feed you babe.
February 10th, 2009 at 09:46 pm
ha ha ha! these comments are better than the page itself!! and yes ducks rule. QUACK.
February 10th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
I mean where do you get things lol
February 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I have no problem being alone when I want, it's the haveing sex when I want that's a problem.
February 11th, 2009 at 01:48 am
dang I got a tatoo like that ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
February 12th, 2009 at 04:31 am
everyone here is a guy
February 16th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
I love the underwear!
February 21st, 2009 at 08:55 pm
im just glad im not a sprem toilette.
April 16th, 2009 at 05:10 pm
We are just glad no one is having sex with you
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