Valentine’s Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be in a healthy relationship with a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, we don’t judge here.) Here are some products that will help them get through this difficult time. And as a bonus, all these products are available at HolyTaco’s CafePress Store
The "I’m With Nobody" Shirts & Mug
What better way to let everyone know that there is no person in your life that loves you, than with a wacky t-shirt!
The "This is How I Roll" Shirt for Lone Sleepers
So you don’t get laid, so what? Maybe you don’t get laid ON PURPOSE! For some logical non-religious reason..that I can’t think of right now.
Purchase them here
, four colors available for only 17.99! Mens and womens shirts both available.
The "I Feed on the Tears of the Lonely" Teddy Bear
This teddy bear can only live off your lonely, lonely, tears. So let your friends know that you know they’re all alone in life, by purchasing Mr. Lonely-lufagus!
The "I Already Roofied Myself" Beer Mug
Nobody would EVER roofie someone that had already been roofied! I mean, that’d just be a waste of a roofie, right?! Keep yourself safe this Valentine’s day, with this Beer Stein that let’s people know, you’re going to be immovable long before they can get a chance to force sex upon you.
The "If You’re Reading This, Then You’re Me" Underwear
What better way to remind yourself that absolutely no one will ever have sex with you, than to write it on your underwear? Maybe a parrot that repeats "no one will ever have sex with you." But you couldn’t get that parrot for the low low price of
15.99 for guys and 10.99 for women, right?