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Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier

For those of you not versed in the rock God lyrics of David Lee Roth, you might not recognize this deli cheese found in New York the other day. Instead of saying “Havarti” or “Cheddar,” these are the lyrics to Halen’s “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love.” And while it might be a slightly cheesy cock-rock song, the words aren’t going to let you know if this fromage is going to have a slightly nutty or bitter finish.

At first I thought the guy at the deli was just a Van Halen fan. But after doing a little research, I found this cheese factory photo that tells a different story:

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One Response to "Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier"

  1. Tyler says:

    Fake!
    This is photoshop.
    Mexicans don’t make cheese, they mow lawns.