People like drawing celebrities. But it seems like the people who really like drawing celebrities are the ones who can’t draw. Here are some of the worst we’ve come across on the Internet.
There are thousands of these across the Internet, so if you know of any others, send them to
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Brad Pitt
Billy Mays
See more bad celebrity drawings after the jump!
David Beckham
You may try and say this has some artistic merit, but, seriously, it’s a drawing of David Beckham lowering his sunglasses.
Taylor Hanson of Hanson
Chris Farley
Sylvester Stallone as Rambo
Eddie Van Halen (Submitted by Tob0707)
Marilyn Monroe
Kenny Rogers
Jennifer Aniston
The Jonas Brothers (I Live 4 Jonas)
Martin Luther King Jr.
Matt Damon
Michael Jackson In The Wiz
Nick Carter
Pierce Brosnan
This One Was Called Sarah Michelle Gellar
Whoopi Goldberg In Sister Act
BONUS AWESOME DRAWING:
Sarah Palin With Pancakes On Her Head (Your Argument Is Invalid)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
who is the chick above brosman?
The Marylin Monroe one looks like she’s peeing. No fujcking lie.
I’m guessing you’re the bitter artist whom drew those pictures? hahahaha.
HAAAHA the new derogatory term for african americans is now “president”. OBAMANATION
These are some of the best celebrity drawings I have seen. Some look better than the actual celebrities.
Yeah, I would say that the Farley pic is pretty bad ass. That’s signature look, man. Maybe it’s just me but, that Kenny Rodgers drawing looks a lot like an albino E.T. All we need is some Reese’s scattered around and the resemblance is uncanny!
That Chris Farley drawing is actually pretty tight, but whoever thought they were drawing Jennifer Aniston should be shot & be forced to watch Marley & Me repeatedly.
the chris farley drawing is incredible. its creepy as hell but its a fantastic drawing
If somebody painted a pile of stinky shit and called it Obama would we call them a racist?
Yea, I thought the Chris Farley and Pierce Brosnan ones were pretty good.
“Whom”. Jesus Christ. There needs to be a moratorium on this word until people work out how and where to use it. Idiot.
Double true.
hoo the fuck is billy mays
hahaha so true. i couldn’t quite figure out where i had seen that before…definitely gary from team america.
Clearly, whoever created this list is 16 years old and does not have a fucking clue.
The David Beckham and Chris Farley drawings are quite impressive.
Write about something that you have a clue about, otherwise, go fuck yourself.
Actually if that Kenny Rodgers one is him post-plastic surgery, it’s pretty spot-on.
Cory is a homosexual
Some of these were quite good, i think cory is just a penis
jesus…not michael jackson from the wiz rather pennywise from IT…thanks for the nightmares
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why the fuck is that chris farley drawing on here?
That brad pitt is atrocious
hahaha brad pitt, good god. he looks like gary johnston from team america
oh yeah coz sixteen year olds know shit all. stupid first commenter
MATT DAMON LOOKS LIKE ROSIE O’DONNELL
“Beyonce” will haunt my dreams, holy christ…
but seriously, the farely one is great and some others aren’t all that terrible either. I mean, obviously you do better but I expected worse.
YOU ARE THE MAN!!! They are FREAKIN AWESOME. whoever made this list probably has not seen have the people on it. Chris Farley was basically spot on…..
i HATE… i repeat HATE…. Jennifer Aniston BUT that was a GREAT drawing of her…. This list is fucked beyond repair. Way to go Douche (who made the list)
BILLY MAYS! hah….it looked just like him! though why would someone wan to draw billy mays?
Billy mays is the oxy-clean dude. he kicks ass.
lol oierce brosnan looks like val kilmer
That’s a natural reaction when seeing Michael Jackson.
chris farley is good.
and sara palin is just funny.
I thik the Chris Farely drawing is pretty good. Michael Jackson scared the hell out of me, though.
Reply to the first douche: The eyes on Beckham, especially the left one are terrible, and I had no idea that Chris Farley had no upper lip and only two front teeth?
Heh. The person who drew the David Beckham one obviously spent a lot of time on the picture but the understanding/skill at work is on the same level as the crazy Brad Pitt picture. It’s the same horrible/laughable shit except more detailed…
The Chris Farley one looks OK until you look at the teeth overlapping the lips, heh. It looks like something out of The X-Files.
Wow, just wow.
I can’t believe that anyone could do this. Completely humiliate someone like this. Did you seriously search for these? Just to make some people that you didn’t know feel like crap? My art was humiliated on Encyclopedia Dramatica and I can’t believe what these people must be feeling. You don’t know if some of these were drawn by kids who were just starting out and had a passion for drawing that you’ve crushed. You have absolutely no idea and this disgusts me. I thought that I was pretty humiliated but this? This is 10x worse.
When I was degraded, I had no one. No one to help me and make me see what asses people could be. Now, as I type this, I realize how bad they can be. I hope that the people that you’ve humiliated see this and my comment, and see that there is a molecular glimmer of hope in the world of art criticism.
I know that this article is from over a year ago, but I still feel as though these artists should be defended and I will do so to the best of my ability.
Look at the tongue, notice anything weird? It’s all twisted and stuff.
The palin with pancakes is pretty epic.
Television Spy
really takes some intelligence to write such a comment.
are teeth growing right out of farleys upper lip!?
How could anyone NOT think the Farley pic is awesome???
the chris farley and david beckham ones are really good how can you critisize those??? thats not really cool
Remember people, art is what you make it! It could be in a fancy museum, or on the wall out side your local strip club!!! Some artists that sell art for millions produce really crappy art!!! I mean look at some of it!!! They will paint a canvas one shade of solid red & pass it as art!!! & that some how sells!!! & then the kid on the corner painting beautiful murals on buildings doesn’t make a penny & will likely be in jail next time you hear about him! Fine art isn’t always great art!!! Great art is the stuff that makes people start to question stuff!!! Art should get people talking,hell!!! I doubt I’d ever be doing art if I didn’t want to say something about the world we live in!!! So for all the artist out their,F’n’ keep on doing what you do!!!
- BANKSY
where did you get the rambo woodcut from because i literally want to buy it
HI BILLY MAYS HERE! I AM SO PISSED YOU THINK THAT DRAWING OF ME SUCKED. IT IS GLORIOUS AND SEXY. IT IS GLORIOUS AND SEXY BECAUSE IT IS A PICTURE OF ME. IT CANNOT SUCK IF IT IS A PICTURE OF BILLY, YOU HO BAG. WHY DON’T YOU GLUE MIGHT MEND IT TO YOUR PEN FIFTEEN AND GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU’RE DONE, YOU BUTT CRACK ANUS.
I BET U R SHAMWOW VINCE, ASSFACE.
that martin luther king drawing is awesome.
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Some of the art above is actually real good stuff,& some of it makes me think a rock could draw better! But yeah I do wonder how some of these are in bad art!
Lol, Banksy, that’s awesome.
No, they are not
just look at the proportions
David Beckham’s eyes are WAY too small! And Chris Farely has teeth growing out of his lip and a nasty tongue!
Look at the proportions I tell you! Any fool can do good shading!
WHY DON’T YOU GLUE MIGHT MEND IT TO YOUR PEN FIFTEEN AND GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU’RE DONE, YOU BUTT CRACK ANUS.
I love that sentence. Why don’t you glue might mend it to your pen fifteen and get back to me when you’re done, you butt crack anus… I would love to “glue might mend it to my pen fifteen” if I had ANY idea how one would go about glue might mending anything to my pen fifteen.
I love Shamwow, as well. And punching hookers. And I am a butt crack anus. Will you be MY butt crack anus? Wait, you can only be my butt crack anus after you glue might mend it to my pen fifteen. But only after that.
Literacy kicks ass. So does articulation. Don’t know what that one means? It’s in the dictionary. “dick-shun-airy”. You got this.
great sara pallin love the crazy eye
I’ve never been good at drawing, but I love playing with Homemade Sex Toys! Wanna watch..?
Billy Mays looks like Bluto from Popeye
David Beckham kinda looks like Quentin Tarentino if he shaved off his goatee.
Matt Damon looks like the bad guy from “Live Free or Die Hard”
MLK is Over-Blacked
Nick Carter looks like Maculay Culkin without his glasses
The only regular looking one is Pancake Palin. Who, like always, does not know what the F*ck she is doing
yes I do
I’d have to say my favorite is the Palin or Beyonce. Its a close call..
that is messt up
lol
Actually, some of these, especially the first two, could be considered an art style. I’ve seen other pictures and portraits that look simmilar in style to these in art galleries. I’ve seen one like the first one go for around $200. And google some art by Henry Darger. Go ahead.
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Yeah, that guy has his work in permanent collections in museums. Most of the girls and people were done by tracing or pasting the pictures from magazines on the paper. Pretty awesome, huh?
The face of Art is a-changin’.
the chris farley one is actually really good.
all of these fucking paintings are bad ass hell yall can kiss my ass bitches fuck u bitch whoe motherfucker kiss ass biches
eddie van halen looks more like eddie the mascot of iron maiden.
kenny rogers????? BAHAHAHHAHAHA
who are you to judge other people’s art? can you even draw anything?
this is so pathetic…
Hope you also like Celb in nude body art
That sucked.
Anyway, what’s the deal with his teath/top lip? I get a headache trying to figure that out…
That David Spade… so much time on his hands these days.
Yeah, and what’s the deal with airline food?
But the theme of this thread is “very bad drawings of celebrities”… so why are you including reasonable and/or quite good drawings of same? And why do I care? Man, I need some sugar…
LOL, i thought the Chris Farely one was Meatloaf at first glance. But its pretty good.
OOPS
*Farley
That Billy Mays is a spot on match, I thought it was an actual still photo.
I would slay them too… in their tight little asses
Yeah “seariously”
I would slay each if those chicks. RAWR!
i sincerely hope there is some form of sarcasm or severe ignorance at work here
you guys are sick!!!! all of you, seariously..
Who is the one after Michael Jackson and before Pierce Brosnan?
i was thinking the same thing
yeah, why was that included? as a contrast? it’s fucking awesome.
the chris farley one was awesome though
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Was Taylor Hanson the chick in Hanson? I forget…
ahahaha sara michelle gellar is so random. i think that actually looks like my cousin.
I want the one of Sarah Palin to hang above my mantle hahaha
The Matt Damon picture looks like puppet Matt Damon from Team America World Police. MAAATT DAAAAAAAMON
I always knew MLK was black, I just had no idea he was that black. Especially in the nose area; that seems to be the focus of his blackness.
I had no idea that MLK was actually an alien…
The ones of David Beckham and Jennifer Aniston are pretty good. I want the one of Sarah Palin to put in my room, that one is hilarious!
wtf? ‘Jennifer Aniston’ looks more like Courtney Cox!
The left eye in particular, although that drawing is way better than others on the list.
What was so bad about the David Beckham one?
i like how Palin eyes are all cookie monster googly and shit.
Chris Farley, Palin, Beckham are pretty cool
Those are some hillarious paintings but the Live Amateur Girls here are a work of art…
That Aniston drawing was good. I could tell it was her.
Beyonce was just…just terrible. *shakes head*
the criss farly one was pretty good .
and the eddie van halen one made me remember a friend asked if i wanted go see him and i said yes but didnt hear her right so i ended up at an eddie raven concert .my point is pay attention to peaple when they ask if you wanna got to a concert cause eddie raven frikin sucks ass!!!
Who the fuck is Eddie Raven?
For that matter, who the fuck is “Criss Farly”?
The Brad Pitt one had me lol’ing for five minutes straight
I like the first one I think if Don Imus was sitting next to me he would agree she is a nappy headed hoe
lmao
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