Honestly, who hasn't had this happen to them? According to TheSun:
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
“But it’s not for me to question his story.
“He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.”
Let's just go over the facts of this story just so we're all clear. A Catholic Vicar was hanging curtains while naked over a table that happened to have a potato on it. He fell directly on the potato and it miraculously jammed directly up his ass. Makes sense to me. This story reminds me of the time that I "accidentally" masturbated every day of my life since I was 12 years old. See, odd little mishaps involving genitals happen all the time.
If he was a vicar he was Presbyterian not Catholic..Catholics have priests.... they certainly don't stick things up their jacks pipe.....they just molest young boys
Imagine that? I can only imagine the "UNUSUAL" circumstances ER Dr.'s & Nurses are faced with on a regular basis! If this story "IS TRUE", then the HIPPA acts "supposedly" practiced in this country are useless! Poor potato packing man...sucks to be him!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 31st, 2008 at 02:38 pm
haroon man allow it
October 31st, 2008 at 03:06 pm
Pervert. I hope he's keeping his hands to himself in Sunday School.
The nuttcups would straighten him out. They've taken care of pedophiles before: http://tinyurl.com/457kol
November 1st, 2008 at 06:50 am
I guess that potato is now hole-y...
November 2nd, 2008 at 04:19 am
If he was a vicar he was Presbyterian not Catholic..Catholics have priests.... they certainly don't stick things up their jacks pipe.....they just molest young boys
November 3rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
Look, just because priests like potatoes up their backside, doesn't make them padeophiles.
Also, the Sun robbed this off the Observer sex special from two Sundays ago.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:20 am
yeh it does you idiot potatoe loving fetish man
November 3rd, 2008 at 03:47 pm
I love my potato head.
June 5th, 2009 at 09:53 pm
Imagine that? I can only imagine the "UNUSUAL" circumstances ER Dr.'s & Nurses are faced with on a regular basis! If this story "IS TRUE", then the HIPPA acts "supposedly" practiced in this country are useless! Poor potato packing man...sucks to be him!
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