Wait, Scare Monkeys AWAY?

There are so many eye opening things about this video. First, there’s actually a place where people complain that there’s too many monkeys. It’s like that little kid that bitches to his mom because she bought him the wrong mountain bike. THey need to appreciate the fact that there are millions of people everywhere that have NO monkeys. Secondly, I like that one of the problems with the monkeys being in the station was “They steal passengers bananas.” Choosing to eat a banana in a train station filled with monkeys is like wearing a mini skirt to a frat party and leaving your drink on a table when you got to the bathroom. And finally, I love the fact that the monkey scarer prayed to the monkey god, to create a job for him that involves him scaring away monkeys. Has there even been a more appropriate prayer to a more appropriate god? I don’t think so.