Well, he can write well and appears to have a good grasp of American folk lore. Writing a paper like that does not signify a lack of knowledge, but a lack of motivation.
I think they were forced to select writers from a predetermined group and therefore he took it upon himself to give the teacher the middle finger for the writers he chose. Well written I must say.
Hahahaha...I am taking a class on the poetry of Dickinson and Whitman and I SO WANT TO POST a link to this on the class website. It made me snort my drink out my nose. Especially the part about "Leaves of Grass." Good stuff!
That is fake. He talks about postings on Facebook (ex. moods and friends only post) that are new establishments and were definitely not around on 6-01-2000 (the date of this paper).
i too wrote a paper like that in high school but instead of calling it "Walt Whitman" I called it "My senior English teacher is a big fat lesbian cunt". And even though i was right i still got suspended for a week.
The world is a wonderful place if kids are still writing papers like this. The day all the kids in an English class actually do all the work is the day I hang my hat and hang myself.
Интересно! Вообще, забавно наблюдать то, как в считанные часы совершенно без малейшего повода из пальца высасывается такой “новостной сюжет” и начинает широко гулять по блогам. :)
Dude, this kid is a great comedy writer. He just has huge ass balls as well, so that makes him a ninja. BTW, I saw another one of his papers online, don't remember where though. Peter for President!
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February 27th, 2009 at 10:41 am
fuck Mr. Farlow. Pete knows what's up.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
How is this Kid in Honours English?
February 27th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Well, he can write well and appears to have a good grasp of American folk lore. Writing a paper like that does not signify a lack of knowledge, but a lack of motivation.
May 20th, 2009 at 05:52 am
Because he's fucking awesome, that's why. The exact reason you were in Honors Dick-Jerking-All-Day.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I think they were forced to select writers from a predetermined group and therefore he took it upon himself to give the teacher the middle finger for the writers he chose. Well written I must say.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:49 am
That is fucking awesome.
February 27th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
He probably screwed over the kid who actually did his assignment on the 'Ode to Faggotry'.
February 27th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Epic. I wish I had the balls to turn in such a paper. I can even think of a title to my next paper due:
Somalian Piracy: A Selection of Johnny Depp Quotes
June 3rd, 2009 at 08:55 pm
that sounds horrible
February 27th, 2009 at 01:04 pm
i like to think that someday kids will be writing papers on the brilliance of Peter Nguyen
February 27th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
Hahahaha...I am taking a class on the poetry of Dickinson and Whitman and I SO WANT TO POST a link to this on the class website. It made me snort my drink out my nose. Especially the part about "Leaves of Grass." Good stuff!
February 27th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
this is to the guy that asked, "how is this kid in honours English?" Well, first off, he knows how to spell "Honors" correctly.
February 27th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
Maybe he's British, jackass.
March 6th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
I think he is Mexican. They spell too, you know.
February 28th, 2009 at 07:58 am
BTW that is the British spelling of the word, so you are dumb.
February 28th, 2009 at 04:43 am
These things are always fake
February 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
are you for serious????
Holy shit!!! Can you believe what Billy Ray Cyrus did to that kid who hacked Miley's cellphone??? Brutal!
check it out:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/vidoes/155
February 28th, 2009 at 08:00 am
That is fake. He talks about postings on Facebook (ex. moods and friends only post) that are new establishments and were definitely not around on 6-01-2000 (the date of this paper).
February 28th, 2009 at 08:50 am
Actually, he's talking about Livejournal, which was around then. Pay attention much?
February 28th, 2009 at 08:59 am
You are a douche, apparently Livejournal has been around since before 2000 and has things like mood and such, he never mentions Facebook, eat a chode.
March 1st, 2009 at 02:49 am
i too wrote a paper like that in high school but instead of calling it "Walt Whitman" I called it "My senior English teacher is a big fat lesbian cunt". And even though i was right i still got suspended for a week.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:46 am
How is this still being reposted? It's been circulating online for probably 7 years now. Doesn't stop it from being funny I guess.
March 1st, 2009 at 08:37 pm
I ... HATE ... YOU ... WALT ... FREAKIN ... WHITMAN!!! LEAVES OF GRASS, MY ASS!!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 08:20 pm
This kid needs to start a blog immediately...
March 2nd, 2009 at 08:37 pm
I always wondered why the Gondola ride was shut down.
April 11th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
The world is a wonderful place if kids are still writing papers like this. The day all the kids in an English class actually do all the work is the day I hang my hat and hang myself.
May 23rd, 2009 at 03:15 am
Интересно! Вообще, забавно наблюдать то, как в считанные часы совершенно без малейшего повода из пальца высасывается такой “новостной сюжет” и начинает широко гулять по блогам. :)
August 20th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
haha...you said it man!
June 19th, 2009 at 02:23 am
Я никогда не сомневался в Ваших интеллектуальных способностях, но поймите, не все такие как Вы. :)
August 23rd, 2009 at 03:50 am
Dude, this kid is a great comedy writer. He just has huge ass balls as well, so that makes him a ninja. BTW, I saw another one of his papers online, don't remember where though. Peter for President!
November 15th, 2009 at 04:31 pm
Absolutely brilliant! I loved reading this, and thank you whoever wrote and/or posted it.
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