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Walt Whitman Might Seem Like A Real Cool Guy, But In Reality…

 
I don’t care what Mr. Farlow says. This is an A+ paper in my books.
 
 

31 Responses to "Walt Whitman Might Seem Like A Real Cool Guy, But In Reality…"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Actually, he’s talking about Livejournal, which was around then. Pay attention much?

  2. Anonymous says:

    You are a douche, apparently Livejournal has been around since before 2000 and has things like mood and such, he never mentions Facebook, eat a chode.

  3. vaffanculo says:

    I … HATE … YOU … WALT … FREAKIN … WHITMAN!!! LEAVES OF GRASS, MY ASS!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    I always wondered why the Gondola ride was shut down.

  5. Jay T. says:

    This kid needs to start a blog immediately…

  6. Anonymous says:

    i too wrote a paper like that in high school but instead of calling it “Walt Whitman” I called it “My senior English teacher is a big fat lesbian cunt”. And even though i was right i still got suspended for a week.

  7. Anonymous says:

    That is fake. He talks about postings on Facebook (ex. moods and friends only post) that are new establishments and were definitely not around on 6-01-2000 (the date of this paper).

  8. Anonymous says:

    How is this still being reposted? It’s been circulating online for probably 7 years now. Doesn’t stop it from being funny I guess.

  9. Frank says:

    These things are always fake

  10. Anonymous says:

    The world is a wonderful place if kids are still writing papers like this. The day all the kids in an English class actually do all the work is the day I hang my hat and hang myself.

  11. todders says:

    are you for serious????

    Holy shit!!! Can you believe what Billy Ray Cyrus did to that kid who hacked Miley’s cellphone??? Brutal!

    check it out:

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/vidoes/155

  12. Интересно! Ð’ообще, забавно наблюдать то, как в считанные часы совершенно без малейшего повода из пальца высасывается такой “новостной сюжет и начинает широко гулять по блогам. :)

  13. Я никогда не сомневался в Ð’аших интеллектуальных способностях, но поймите, не все такие как Ð’Ñ‹. :)

  14. chippy! says:

    Dude, this kid is a great comedy writer. He just has huge ass balls as well, so that makes him a ninja. BTW, I saw another one of his papers online, don’t remember where though. Peter for President!

  15. lunchboy says:

    haha…you said it man!

  16. John says:

    Absolutely brilliant! I loved reading this, and thank you whoever wrote and/or posted it.

  17. jkc says:

    fuck Mr. Farlow. Pete knows what’s up.

  18. MGillis says:

    How is this Kid in Honours English?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Well, he can write well and appears to have a good grasp of American folk lore. Writing a paper like that does not signify a lack of knowledge, but a lack of motivation.

  20. Anonymouse says:

    Because he’s fucking awesome, that’s why. The exact reason you were in Honors Dick-Jerking-All-Day.

  21. Anonymous says:

    I think he is Mexican. They spell too, you know.

  22. Anonymous says:

    this is to the guy that asked, “how is this kid in honours English?” Well, first off, he knows how to spell “Honors” correctly.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Maybe he’s British, jackass.

  24. Anonymous says:

    BTW that is the British spelling of the word, so you are dumb.

  25. Jazzy Jeff says:

    That is fucking awesome.

  26. Dom says:

    I think they were forced to select writers from a predetermined group and therefore he took it upon himself to give the teacher the middle finger for the writers he chose. Well written I must say.

  27. A+ says:

    He probably screwed over the kid who actually did his assignment on the ‘Ode to Faggotry’.

  28. rgar says:

    Epic. I wish I had the balls to turn in such a paper. I can even think of a title to my next paper due:

    Somalian Piracy: A Selection of Johnny Depp Quotes

  29. Anonymous says:

    that sounds horrible

  30. FL8CO says:

    i like to think that someday kids will be writing papers on the brilliance of Peter Nguyen

  31. Jennifer says:

    Hahahaha…I am taking a class on the poetry of Dickinson and Whitman and I SO WANT TO POST a link to this on the class website. It made me snort my drink out my nose. Especially the part about “Leaves of Grass.” Good stuff!


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