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Actually, he’s talking about Livejournal, which was around then. Pay attention much?
You are a douche, apparently Livejournal has been around since before 2000 and has things like mood and such, he never mentions Facebook, eat a chode.
I … HATE … YOU … WALT … FREAKIN … WHITMAN!!! LEAVES OF GRASS, MY ASS!!!
I always wondered why the Gondola ride was shut down.
This kid needs to start a blog immediately…
i too wrote a paper like that in high school but instead of calling it “Walt Whitman” I called it “My senior English teacher is a big fat lesbian cunt”. And even though i was right i still got suspended for a week.
That is fake. He talks about postings on Facebook (ex. moods and friends only post) that are new establishments and were definitely not around on 6-01-2000 (the date of this paper).
How is this still being reposted? It’s been circulating online for probably 7 years now. Doesn’t stop it from being funny I guess.
These things are always fake
The world is a wonderful place if kids are still writing papers like this. The day all the kids in an English class actually do all the work is the day I hang my hat and hang myself.
are you for serious????
Holy shit!!! Can you believe what Billy Ray Cyrus did to that kid who hacked Miley’s cellphone??? Brutal!
check it out:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/vidoes/155
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Dude, this kid is a great comedy writer. He just has huge ass balls as well, so that makes him a ninja. BTW, I saw another one of his papers online, don’t remember where though. Peter for President!
haha…you said it man!
Absolutely brilliant! I loved reading this, and thank you whoever wrote and/or posted it.
fuck Mr. Farlow. Pete knows what’s up.
How is this Kid in Honours English?
Well, he can write well and appears to have a good grasp of American folk lore. Writing a paper like that does not signify a lack of knowledge, but a lack of motivation.
Because he’s fucking awesome, that’s why. The exact reason you were in Honors Dick-Jerking-All-Day.
I think he is Mexican. They spell too, you know.
this is to the guy that asked, “how is this kid in honours English?” Well, first off, he knows how to spell “Honors” correctly.
Maybe he’s British, jackass.
BTW that is the British spelling of the word, so you are dumb.
That is fucking awesome.
I think they were forced to select writers from a predetermined group and therefore he took it upon himself to give the teacher the middle finger for the writers he chose. Well written I must say.
He probably screwed over the kid who actually did his assignment on the ‘Ode to Faggotry’.
Epic. I wish I had the balls to turn in such a paper. I can even think of a title to my next paper due:
Somalian Piracy: A Selection of Johnny Depp Quotes
that sounds horrible
i like to think that someday kids will be writing papers on the brilliance of Peter Nguyen
Hahahaha…I am taking a class on the poetry of Dickinson and Whitman and I SO WANT TO POST a link to this on the class website. It made me snort my drink out my nose. Especially the part about “Leaves of Grass.” Good stuff!