Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

posted 07/27/2009
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When I was 9 years old I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the snap, which made the back of my hand smell like A. Had Aspray been around then, this all could have been avoided. I’d probably still have gotten ringworm, but I definitley wouldn’t have smelled like A.

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