Thanks to the fine folks over at Everything Is Terrible, historians well in to the future will understand the hardships we primitive people had to undergo in order to reach our favorite websites.
Here are a few random thoughts we have while watching this video:
1) Why is Ryan Stiles from Whose line Is It Anyway? trying to explain the internet to me?
2) You can probably find a picture of Cindy’s tits on the internet
3) Future people are laughing at you all!
4) Landline telephones are where the internet used to be manufactured
5) The only people that print out satellite photos are CIA operatives and very industrious rapists.
6) Apparently, we’ve all been using the mouse incorrectly. You have to hold it in the air, like a remote control, then click it wildly, as if you were tapping the ash off a cigar to expose the red hot embers of digital information that reside beneath.
7) We used to call it “The Net,” because it sounded all future-y and sci-fi. Now, we call it either the internetz or the interwebs because we don’t we don’t give a shit about a technology that delivers us porn and stolen music, movies, shows, games and books. Christ, we’re just jaded, spoiled brats.
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