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Washington State Has Weird Politicians

We do a lot of photoshop stuff on this site, but I can assure you, this is not one of them.  Reader Eric B. was in Seattle recently and saw a couple candidates on the ballot that were super awesome.  I mean, if you’re undecided, do you want a guy who you KNOW is a good space guy, or would you want some guy named Bob, whom you have no idea whether or not he’s good at space?  I think the choice is pretty clear.  A couple highlights here, If you look closely under family, Goodspaceguy lists “The life of Spaceship Earth is his family.”

Under Significant Career Experience, Javier says this:

“As an artist and inventor I have come up with an invention that will solve all the world’s problems.  I have invented an air engine that has the power to operate an automobile while relying on air as its fuel source.”

Well what the hell are we doing using gas when Javier’s figured out how to run cars on air?!  God, I feel so f*&king stupid!  It’s the media and the Republicans, they don’t want us to find out about Javier’s air  powered car.  Wait, he lists his party as “prefers Republican party.”  I didn’t even know you could run on that ticket.  In that case I’m running for President on the “there are things I like about both Republicans and Democrats, and those things are the same as you the voter” ticket.

2 Responses to "Washington State Has Weird Politicians"

  1. Derek says:

    Um, not to burst your bubble, but there actually are several companies developing/producing air powered cars. MDI is currently the only company actually building them, I believe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_vehicle

  2. Josh says:

    Javier O. Lopez looks and awful lot like Billy Mays.