We Have Absolutely NOTHING To Fear From Robots

December 10th, 2008 | 08:18 am
 
You know, between "The Terminator," and that "Shitty Will Smith Movie Where The Robots Go Crazy" I was started to get a little worried about robots eventually going commando and taking over the world.  Then I watched this video.  What the f*&k have scientists been doing for the last 30 years?  Are you telling me that a few weeks ago they rushed into their bosses office and said "Sir!  Sir!  We've created a robot that can verrrrry verrry slowly run into a soccer ball and move it two or three inches!" and the boss was like "Well, what the hell are you doing standing here?!  Let's have a convention to show this shit off!"
 
Holy shit, I never thought someone could make soccer more boring, until I watched these robots play it.  From now on, here's how we should classify how far we are in robotic technology: We're either "Able to steal a soccer ball from Steven Hawking" or we're "Not able to steal a soccer ball from Steven Hawking." 
 
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1 Responses to "We Have Absolutely NOTHING To Fear From Robots"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    LMAO!!!!! yo the shit you write is fuckin hilarious!!! i think ima go through all of em just to read your thoughts on the vids......fuckin great

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