You know, between "The Terminator," and that "Shitty Will Smith Movie Where The Robots Go Crazy" I was started to get a little worried about robots eventually going commando and taking over the world. Then I watched this video. What the f*&k have scientists been doing for the last 30 years? Are you telling me that a few weeks ago they rushed into their bosses office and said "Sir! Sir! We’ve created a robot that can verrrrry verrry slowly run into a soccer ball and move it two or three inches!" and the boss was like "Well, what the hell are you doing standing here?! Let’s have a convention to show this shit off!"
Holy shit, I never thought someone could make soccer more boring, until I watched these robots play it. From now on, here’s how we should classify how far we are in robotic technology: We’re either "Able to steal a soccer ball from Steven Hawking" or we’re "Not able to steal a soccer ball from Steven Hawking."
Other crap to look at:
If Every Boyfriend Had An Internal Christmas List (
nextround)
Jessica Biel strips – with screengrabs (
filmdrunk)
Tila Tequila promotes her book with cleavage (
drw)
LMAO!!!!! yo the shit you write is fuckin hilarious!!! i think ima go through all of em just to read your thoughts on the vids……fuckin great