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We Have A New HolyTaco

 
Welcome to the newest version of HolyTaco. After a year of Taco Belles, lists about things found in fat people’s folds and videos of terrible teenage cover bands, we decided to give the Taco a facelift. Some of the new features include:
 
Photo of the Day – We’re still in the process of adding photos, but this will become an endlessly clickable sea of photos that will make you laugh, cry, and/or shart.
 
Best of the Web – Each day we’ll give you links to awesome Internets that wouldn’t fit on the Taco. Click on one and let the fun begin!
 
- More Stuff To Click On – Instead of losing our content forever after about a week, you’ll see that some of our other posts appear under each new post. So you can relive the joy of watching Lionel Richie sing on German TV while he’s on helium over and over and over again!
 
- Kickass Sleek Appearance – The old HolyTaco looked like it was designed by a retarded six-year-old. This time we hired a retarded eight-year-old. You can really see the difference!
 
We’re still working the bugs out, so if you see something that doesn’t work, or doesn’t look right, let us know at feedback@holytaco.com.

9 Responses to "We Have A New HolyTaco"

  1. Anonymous says:

    i love the new look. much sleeker and nicer. clicking my ass through the pictures as well!

  2. K-sizzle says:

    Drupal sux! You should have gone with Joomla!

    But, that may be stepping in 10 year old tard territory.

    Keep on Douchin’ it up guys!

  3. Anonymous says:

    joomla? you’re pulling me pisser!

  4. Anonymous says:

    JOOMLA?!?!?

  5. Pratik says:

    Bring back Comment Of The Week. It was fun to see everyone else argue over why THEY should be getting the free t-shirt.

    And what happened to the Auto Bailout photoshop contest?

  6. justin says:
    We were going to bring back comment of the week, but unfortunately on this new system we switched to a while ago, we don’t get e-mail addresses sent with comments, and therefore wouldn’t know who actually made the comment.  I’ll bring it back this friday, but if I get 9 e-mails saying "I’m the real Steve" then that’s a good indication it ain’t gonna work.
     
    Auto Bailout photoshop contest was a casualty of my computer basically exploding, and I lost all the entries, along with a bunch of other stuff that I won’t mention here, but that was SUPER important to me.  Like, really super important.  We’ll put up a new photoshop contest soon.
  7. kdoggydog says:

    New look is aiiiight. Keep doin what you’re doin.

  8. Pratik says:

    “…along with a bunch of other stuff that I won’t mention here, but that was SUPER important to me. Like, really super important.”

    Justin lost his porno =(

  9. Pete rock says:

    Love it. Much improved


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