9 inches? That’s pretty impressive for a white guy who’s so insecure that he brags about his dong on local television.
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1st fuckers!
1999 called and they want their Slashdot comment back.
Do you mind if I fill you up with a juicy premature ejaculation? You won’t even fill it, my 2 inches of love are pretty stealthy.
That is pretty sad. I bet he drives a really nice car too.
Hahah I live in Boston and that guy is an idiot on many more occasions.
What was that little ballet squat he did shortly before he made the comment? I don’t know which concerns me more.
haha! he was probably readjusting his man business. you know, all “9 inches” of it.
but seriously, WHO SAYS THAT ON LIVE TV?! come on!