Clever Girl...

October 21st, 2009 | 06:24 pm
Clever Girl...

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23 Responses to "Clever Girl..."

  1. chef Says:

    fucking epic, holy taco... fucking epic

  2. the guy impersonating the guy impersonating philosopher Says:

    this is like the biggest worry in every monster or robot movie: that the enemy beast or machine actually starts to learn
    if I see that thing learn to use tools, its game over for humanity

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Jesus, philosopher, why don't you make yourself a little more conspicuous?

  4. anonymous is conspicuous Says:

    conspicuously a cockfag that is

  5. Dspayre Says:

    It's like a wheel within a wheel. The cycle goes on, but now he uses : also

  6. Dspayre Says:

    oh I forgot its over for humanity if you ever (godforsake) learn to use your tool. You might just go away.

  7. 8080gogo Says:

    I found a great dating site__S e e k R i c h B e a u t y___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

  8. Paul Says:

    Your an idiot, only rich men on there looking for young hot girls, and there's probably only 1 average looking girl who's probably a lesbo that goes to this site... So unless opera is on there and all i gotta do is clean her pool in a speedo, I want nothing to do with it.

  9. ShakeThatBear Says:

    Dude, did you mean Oprah?

  10. Paul Says:

    mm.. yes

  11. Gotta be Says:

    Wow Paul....EPIC fail

  12. Paul Says:

    was a typo really epic?

  13. A. Nell Fisher Says:

    In Paul's defense - opera and Oprah both involve (or are) morbidly obese females. Anything but an epic fail.

  14. Clever Girl Says:

    That line was just as effective in Contact as it was in Jurassic Park.

  15. balls of steel Says:

    I was beginning to worry i was the only douchebag who knew the connection to jurassic park

  16. Gillian McKeith is a witch! Says:

    I can't watch Jodie Foster films since I noticed her nose starts from the middle of her forehead

  17. mee nigga Says:

    if you spell it how it sounds in J P it spells smot girl

  18. RufNUsd Says:

    Me Grimlock. Me ride bicycle. All Autobots be jealous of me Grimlock.

  19. jewish guy Says:

    to paul,chef,philosopher,the people who hate philosopher etc

    you are all faggot monkeys, your comments are faggoty,your lives are faggoty

    when your mother gave birth to you, the first thing you did was to suckle your dads cock, not our mothers tit, thats how faggoty you people are

    everyone knows dinosaurs couldnt use their arams, so riding a bicycle is out of the question for them

    motherfucking idiot faggots

  20. Jewish Guy's Translator Says:

    What Jewish Guy means is: "PAY ATTENTION TO MY MATZO-BALL-EATIN' ASS!!!" He's a bit of an attention whore, you see.

  21. the original philosopher Says:

    do you mean me? or the guy pretending to be me to make me look bad?

  22. Anonymous Says:

    As if anyone needs to pretend to be you to make you look bad, ass maggot.

  23. Dr. Diddles Says:

    all i see is a person in a dinosaur outfit on a bicycle... so what?

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