Captain Morgan recently asked us to prank Noah the Intern with their prank phone call site, callingallcaptains.com, so that's exactly what we did. If you've seen him recently, please let us know. We're starting to get worried.
You're just a sore loser who hasn't overcome his phallic stage of psychosexual development and judging by your monochromatic repertoire with the sporadic line "see what i did there?", it shows that you're looking for acceptance amongst completely anonymous people.
Maybe you were bullied in school and online trolling is your only outlet of frustration. 100 bucks says your life is equally pathetic with little to nothing to show for.
dirty talk just like i like it. now press that little penis against me and tell me more about the superfluous x in your name when an h would have sufficed.
Easy there little guy, you might cream your pantaloons and mummy isn't going throw them in the washing machine this time, not with her favourite apron. Besides you're too handicapped to scrub that vinegary dried up jizz yourself.
Give ya a tip! - Wait for it to cluster up, and it’ll buff right out.
That...was the stupidest thing I have ever seen on this site. Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life. Stick to posting things OTHER people do. I can see the meeting now. "Oh yeah....that is really funny!!! Post it asap!!"
You're just a sore loser who hasn't overcome his phallic stage of psychosexual development and judging by your monochromatic repertoire with the sporadic line "see what i did there?", it shows that you're looking for acceptance amongst completely anonymous people.
Maybe you were bullied in school and online trolling is your only outlet of frustration. 100 bucks says your life is equally pathetic with little to nothing to show for.
Way to sell out and make a 3 minute ad for Captain Morgans. Seriously, if you're going to advertise for something just do it, don't try and disguise it. Shit's whack.
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January 20th, 2010 at 11:46 am
Numero uno! woop woop
January 20th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
hey! get off the internet and come back here little dick. your not done pleasuring me yet. see what i did there? made 2 of you my bitches.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
You're just a sore loser who hasn't overcome his phallic stage of psychosexual development and judging by your monochromatic repertoire with the sporadic line "see what i did there?", it shows that you're looking for acceptance amongst completely anonymous people.
Maybe you were bullied in school and online trolling is your only outlet of frustration. 100 bucks says your life is equally pathetic with little to nothing to show for.
January 20th, 2010 at 01:05 pm
dirty talk just like i like it. now press that little penis against me and tell me more about the superfluous x in your name when an h would have sufficed.
January 20th, 2010 at 03:13 pm
Easy there little guy, you might cream your pantaloons and mummy isn't going throw them in the washing machine this time, not with her favourite apron. Besides you're too handicapped to scrub that vinegary dried up jizz yourself.
Give ya a tip! - Wait for it to cluster up, and it’ll buff right out.
January 20th, 2010 at 03:29 pm
i dont get it. it doesnt seem to address you putting your little dick near me at all
January 20th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
You don't get it because you have the memory span of a moth and your safety-helmet impairs significantly your hearing.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
keep stealing those galleries guys! :)
January 21st, 2010 at 01:52 am
Keep fuckin' that chicken, too.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
That...was the stupidest thing I have ever seen on this site. Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life. Stick to posting things OTHER people do. I can see the meeting now. "Oh yeah....that is really funny!!! Post it asap!!"
Wow.
January 21st, 2010 at 01:43 am
I wholeheartedly concur.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
You're just a sore loser who hasn't overcome his phallic stage of psychosexual development and judging by your monochromatic repertoire with the sporadic line "see what i did there?", it shows that you're looking for acceptance amongst completely anonymous people.
Maybe you were bullied in school and online trolling is your only outlet of frustration. 100 bucks says your life is equally pathetic with little to nothing to show for.
January 20th, 2010 at 02:05 pm
hey! you belong up there^^^
January 21st, 2010 at 01:46 am
Way to fuck things up YET AGAIN, DicksuckerXote.
January 20th, 2010 at 01:45 pm
Pretty lame video....bring Cory back.
January 21st, 2010 at 01:51 am
Would YOU come back, after seeing that totally lame ass shit?
I didn't think so.
January 20th, 2010 at 02:15 pm
i normally dont bother to comment but that was so fucking awful i cant wait to share my complete disappointment
January 21st, 2010 at 01:49 am
I couldn't wait to share my complete disappointment with the world either, so I gave birth to you.
January 20th, 2010 at 02:36 pm
u guys high? this shit is garbage....
January 21st, 2010 at 01:47 am
I find that deeply insulting!
January 20th, 2010 at 08:13 pm
Way to sell out and make a 3 minute ad for Captain Morgans. Seriously, if you're going to advertise for something just do it, don't try and disguise it. Shit's whack.
January 21st, 2010 at 01:47 am
The shit is, indeed, whack.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Lame. About as lame as all the lamos getting jizzed up about being first to post a comment.
"First"!!
January 21st, 2010 at 01:44 am
First!!
January 21st, 2010 at 02:07 am
3 questions:
1) Which one's Justin?
2) Which one's Johnny?
3) Which one's getting shit-canned tomorrow after this horrendous "comedy" bit?
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