Hi, Billy Mays here from beyond the grave to bring you the newest, coolest way to freak out your girlfriend. Just take my rotten, decomposed, severed head and place it on the pillow next to her. Then, wake her up by poking her in the ass with a big, fake, green penis. Bam! You've got yourself one freaked out girlfriend.
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September 23rd, 2009 at 03:16 pm
That's pretty good. Might try that with a Halloween mask on.
December 25th, 2009 at 06:22 pm
hi Billy Mays here asking for some dam candy.
woman-arent you a litt....
YOU shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!
woman-total shock!
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:14 pm
I like how after she realizes it's not for real the first thing she does is pick her wedgie. Watch at the 1:51 mark.
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:40 pm
i'd pick her wedgie, with my teeth
September 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am
ASS HOLE
September 30th, 2009 at 08:32 pm
I want to stick my finger up YOUR asshole, Jennifer.
And then my cock. And my tongue.
September 25th, 2009 at 07:00 pm
I sense a threesome coming on! Well, maybe more like a 2.3 some.
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September 28th, 2009 at 08:03 pm
She seemed like a good sport, which is a plus.
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