Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

July 1st, 2009 | 09:09 am

There's really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I'm just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip:

1. A Creepy Puppet, Controlled by a Terrible Puppeteer

2. A Completely Un-Christian Song With a Profanity in the Title/Chorus

3. Blatant, Un-veiled Lyrics About How People Hate This Musician

4. A Superfluous Guitar Player in a Dollar Store Alien Mask

5. Really Crappy, Poorly Utilized Video Effects

6. A Lack of Any Clear Ending Whatsoever

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