Everytime Subway’s Jared Fogle is on TV or at a speaking engagement, he’s always holding up a pair of enormous pants to illustrate the 70 million pounds he lost. But it’s too the point where that’s all he does now. Yes, we get it, you used to be a great big fat person. Now you’re not. Hooray. Your arteries must be stoked.
But enough with the pants. It’s like he keeps a box full of Levis with 62″ waists in the trunk of car, just in case anyone forgets that he used to be giant lardass. “Hey, look at my old pants! See how big they are in comparison to my newer, slimmer pants! I’m thinner!”
Due to bandwidth issues, you’re going to have to see Jared holding up a bunch of huge pants after the jump.