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If I were him I would be pointing to my neck – ‘Look, it doesn’t look like a vagina!”
He should totally wear it like a cape and let the adventures of Less-Fat Man begin!
With catch phrases like; “No cheese please.” And “Is this a fat-free low carb mocha?”
I saw Fogle in Burger King the other day. He looked hungry and confused. Then he asked me for a handful of fries, but before I could give him any, these two guys came up behind him, zapped him unconscious with a tazer and hustled him into a windowless van with a Subway logo. After that I had to go my stupid stepdad’s house to help him move a couch.
so where do i get a cardboard cutout of jared holding his own pants? my girlfriend’s birthday is coming up.
Word to the wise for Jared: you can lose fat but you can’t lose ugly.
i love how people are trying so hard to be funny to get comment of the week, and week after week of not being funny they continue to try thinking they might win
Jared is a douche bag.
I wonder how gross J-rod’s man titties are
i actually try so hard on my comments so that someone will love me
The official stamp of Subway is even him holding up pants. Just black.