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The Weekly World News Calls The Election!

posted 11/04/2008
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There’s no need to wait and see what Wolf Blitzer or Katie Couric to call the election tonight. Because the world’s most respected, yet defunct, fake tabloid newspaper has already made the call. It’s an upset win for the Top Secret War Machine party. (And, as an added bonus, it’s giving you God’s To-Do List as well.)

(We miss you Weekly World News)

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2 Responses to "The Weekly World News Calls The Election!"

  1. Blake says:
    November 4, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Fix your grammar!

  2. CJ Daneils says:
    October 7, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Best Bat Boy video ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJLxKs7bFM&feature=player_embedded


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