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Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

2009 has been a busy year for celebrity deaths. We think it’s only appropriate to honor our favorite fallen entertainers in the best way we know how: by bringing them back from the dead as zombies for one last "we think you were pretty awesome" salute. Here are the zombies of 8 celebrities who died in 2009:
 
Bea Arthur
 
Bea Arthur was a complete badass. She was Dorothy, the mannish one on Golden Girls. She was also in the Star Wars Christmas Special in 1978. She voiced the Amazon Queen on that episode of Futurama, and she roasted the shit out of Pamela Anderson on Comedy Central in 2005. Sadly, the cancer got her in April.
 
David Carradine
 
Remember when you were a kid and you spent entire afternoons jump kicking your little brother in the backyard?  You were pretending to be a white guy who was really good at Kung Fu, which means that you were pretending to be David Carradine. He tried to hang himself when he was 5 years old. He succeeded in June, at the age of 72.
 
Ed McMahon
 

Ed McMahon was on The Tonight Show, Bloopers & Practical Jokes, Star Search, Jerry’s Kids Telethons, The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and he gave out those giant Publisher’s Clearing House checks.  You grew up with this guy. He was like your fun TV grandpa.  He died from being too old in June.
 
Farrah Fawcett
 
Farrah Fawcett was one of the original Charlie’s Angels, and she basically set the bar for what hot would be for the coming generation. She finally posed nude in Playboy in 1995. She died of anal cancer in June. I am not even making that up.
 
Michael Jackson
 
We don’t know who this guy is.
 
Billy Mays
 
Billy Mays was the dude who sold your grandparents all that crap from the TV. He pitched tons of cool products. Everyone knows about OxyClean, but he also pitched the iTie, a necktie with a hidden pocket, the Tool Band-It, a magnetic armband for holding tools, and What Odor?, a fluid that allows you to hide odors and then say "what odor?" when someone says "what’s that odor?". He died in June, 2009 of heart disease.
 
Patrick Swayze
 
Patrick Swayze is one of the most badass dudes ever.  First off, he was in Roadhouse, which is a completely awesome movie.  Secondly, he was also in Youngblood, Red Dawn, and Point Break, and those movies are all incredibly badass as well. He was also in Dirty Dancing, which is about dancing so it’s not as cool as the other movies he’s been in but, y’know, if your girlfriend wants to watch a movie or something, you can put it in and watch it with her and it wouldn’t be gay if you liked it. He died in September from pancreatic cancer.
 
Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy is a super hot, super talented actress, model, and musician who started her career by being in everything that was ever made in the ’90′s.  She was on Blossom, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, Frasier, Sister Sister, and Boy Meets World.  Then she was in Clueless, which was huge for her.  Later on, she played the girlfriend that Eminem wrote words that rhymed with other words about in 8 Mile. A few years ago, she dated a PA that she met on the set of her movie Little Black Book. His name was The Luckiest PA Ever. She went into cardiac arrest on December 20th, and while the cause of death has not yet been officially determined, it appears to have been a natural death. She was only 32 years old.
 

23 Responses to "Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009"

  1. Michael Jackson Fan. says:

    pfft, out of everyone i new michael jackson was gonna be in here from before scrolling. hes the most famous out of everyone. i have no idea who ed mcmahon is.. so sad about brittany murphy, but we all new she did drugs.. everyone knows what theyre getting into when they take that first sniff.

  2. Anonymouse2131231 says:

    pfft.. boo freaking hoo.. no one cares what you think, seriously

  3. Al-P says:

    no fucking shit michael jackson would be on the list…HE DIED IN 2009, along with everyone else, SHITHEAD.

  4. noyoucanttouchmyhangdown says:

    Brittany Murphy is still hot as a zombie, and yes I would still do her.

  5. William Mays says:

    BILLY MAYS HERE for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

  6. snowghost says:

    see what happens when you do drugs. all these people except patrick,ed n bea could have lived a lot longer if only they not taken the drug path to fame.what a waste!!!

  7. snowghost says:

    AL-P,don’t get excited!!!!you need to stop n drink your coffee instead of rolling it up n smokin it. seens your hair has turned brown like the coffee beans your SMOKIN.CHILL OUT DAMMMMMMMMMMMM

  8. Anonymousdffs says:

    They should’ve left MJ just the way he was…

  9. STFU says:

    KNEW, KNEW, idiot.

  10. itsgalf says:

    THRILLER

  11. Token White Guy says:

    Too soon? lol

    Also, first!

  12. Shane says:

    I thought Holy Taco died in 2009 as well. Where’s its zombie???

  13. really? says:

    burn

  14. bum says:

    Damn, Bea Arthur looks good in that pic!!

  15. GiDeOn says:

    What about the Taco Bell dog? Didn’t she die too this year?

  16. ThisGuy says:

    Holy Taco doesnt understand the importance of her,those bastards

  17. Anonymousdffs says:

    Probably because it’s a fucking dog.. and nobody gives a shit.

  18. xxCriticalMassxx says:

    Yeah Britney Murphy died a natural death… You naturally die when you overdose on prescription meds and cocain…”naturally”! Who’s B.S.ing who here…?

  19. CriticallerMass says:

    and cocaine…..

  20. Biff says:

    Jackson looked more zombie like before the picture was photoshopped

  21. Monjack says:

    I thought the same thing.

  22. daym says:

    Billy Mays died of a cocaine overdose.

  23. BigPappaRob says:

    I was going to say the same thing. They first tried to blame it on his bumping his head upon landing earlier that day in Philly, but it turns out it was booger sugar.