West Virginia Is Full of Dingle Berry’s

When you’re last name is Berry and you know the guy next to you is named Dingle, maybe you want to get up and go sit down somewhere else. Because if you don’t, then you will look like a small piece of shit stuck to someone’s asshole. And no one wants that. Luckily, this isn’t the first time a few oddly named players hung out on the sideline together.

It’s like the time my friends Tommy Shit and Arnold Stain had to stop putting their last names on their shirts and standing next to each other.