It's probably true that you can't judge a book by its cover, but you can tell a lot about a person by what book they're reading, so we decided to provide some insight into what the book that you're reading says about you:
@ John Mccain - I'm sure they will see your wife and Sarah Palin's daughter their. Maybe they call all hang out and talk about your hang-ups. And have sex.
pygmy is the worst thing chuck has written thus far. I am a huge fan and have read everything he has ever published, but the broken engrish the book is written in makes it damn near impossible to really get into the story. and yes, I ment engrish.
no, lullaby was the worst thing he ever published. you have to actually use intelligence when reading pygmy to make sense of the mucked up "engrish." if that is too much of a challenge, i heard "go dog go" is an easy read for folks like you.
unfortunately, more and more teenage kids whose mommies and daddies got them the 16 gig itouch rather than the 32 gig feel quite angsty at starbucks and start reading his stuff to vent out their deep and twisted hurt over such a betrayal while drinking a venti frappuccino extra whipped cream through a bendy straw.
haha, thanks. no, i dont think starbucks actually does have bendy straws. if they did id be all over it though! and then write my new novel on my ibook so everyone could see how intellectual and hip i am. then go home and jerk it to a good poem or possibly martha stuart living. depends on how dirty im feeling.
Last time i was on a plane i read Ron Paul's "Revolution A Manifesto". I wonder what that says about me? Perhaps I'm one of the 5 percent of people in this country that understands whats really going on?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
brilliant, holy taco. Fucking brilliant.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Y'all are so cynical.
I don't know whether that makes you cool or not.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Well, we're not cool, but I don't think it's because we're cynical. I blame most of it on my baldness.
June 11th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
You guys are def. cool! And brilliant! Love you guys!
June 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am
enjoy ur trip to HELL holy taco...let me know how it is down there
June 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am
enjoy ur trip to HELL holy taco...let me know how it is down there
June 11th, 2009 at 06:58 pm
Reporting back... oh hey look. Its Dark, and nonexistant. I wasted my flyer miles on this? BAAWWWW
June 11th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@ John Mccain - I'm sure they will see your wife and Sarah Palin's daughter their. Maybe they call all hang out and talk about your hang-ups. And have sex.
June 11th, 2009 at 03:58 pm
reply button is for reply
June 11th, 2009 at 11:57 am
there
June 11th, 2009 at 11:58 am
You know what, forget it. I completely screwed that up. Sorry for not proof reading first.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
say what you will about the others, but pygmy was a pretty fantastic book.
June 11th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
pygmy is the worst thing chuck has written thus far. I am a huge fan and have read everything he has ever published, but the broken engrish the book is written in makes it damn near impossible to really get into the story. and yes, I ment engrish.
June 11th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
Did you mean "ment"?
June 12th, 2009 at 08:59 am
no, lullaby was the worst thing he ever published. you have to actually use intelligence when reading pygmy to make sense of the mucked up "engrish." if that is too much of a challenge, i heard "go dog go" is an easy read for folks like you.
June 13th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
I <3 Rant bestest book ever.
June 14th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
100% agreed
June 19th, 2009 at 07:59 am
Chuck hasn't written anything worthwhile since Choke.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i didn't think it was that funny tell the last one -- i was laughing so hard my boss had to come see what was so funny. Great stuff
June 11th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
i like your boss
June 11th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
Thanks, i am pretty cool.
June 11th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Where have you been over the last week, you know our son was having his graduation party! Wait till mom hears about this!
June 11th, 2009 at 05:31 pm
I can't believe you missed my graduation party you dick
June 11th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
Yeah, Dick!
June 11th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Hey, don't bring me into this! I get enough shit from my neighbor--he's an asshole!
June 11th, 2009 at 06:12 pm
Did someone say something?
June 11th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
not till just now
June 11th, 2009 at 08:45 pm
...
October 28th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
LOLOLOLOL you just made my day :)
June 11th, 2009 at 06:57 pm
Suck it, Dick! That's right, all over your face!
June 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
for the barack obama one it should have said: "I want everyone to like me so im reading a barack obama book even though its full of fucking shit."
June 11th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
Good one, Rush.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
taco For The Win!!! chuck shmuck! jews.... classic!
June 11th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Palahnuik is still great...but I do feel that way now reading the books.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
unfortunately, more and more teenage kids whose mommies and daddies got them the 16 gig itouch rather than the 32 gig feel quite angsty at starbucks and start reading his stuff to vent out their deep and twisted hurt over such a betrayal while drinking a venti frappuccino extra whipped cream through a bendy straw.
June 11th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
I love you Rachel. If you have nice breasts, I'll marry you and that sardonic wit.
June 11th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
Sorry, I'm already spoken for.
June 12th, 2009 at 09:04 am
haha, thanks. no, i dont think starbucks actually does have bendy straws. if they did id be all over it though! and then write my new novel on my ibook so everyone could see how intellectual and hip i am. then go home and jerk it to a good poem or possibly martha stuart living. depends on how dirty im feeling.
June 12th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
jerk it?
June 14th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
Did you hear a record needle scratching when you read that too?
I'm now the owner of a melted boner.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
hhahaha...dear god....
June 11th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
damn that was hot
June 11th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
wtf is this, Juno?
June 11th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
Cool story sis!
June 11th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
You can get a bendy straw at Starbucks!? WTF, I've been getting regular ones for years! Damn, I've totally been missing out.
June 11th, 2009 at 02:01 pm
very good
June 11th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
The best part was the part about the books.
June 11th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Last time i was on a plane i read Ron Paul's "Revolution A Manifesto". I wonder what that says about me? Perhaps I'm one of the 5 percent of people in this country that understands whats really going on?
June 11th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
Okay really...the Ron Paul stuff is over... get with it he lost
June 11th, 2009 at 05:23 pm
Over? We just got a bill HR 1207 over 50% support in the house today. This is far from over buddy. You better start reading.
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