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What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

superbowl in a parking lot

Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Super Bowl and watch the game on a big TV.  Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day?  It’s probably in the running.  For those football fans who know they can find something better to do with $379, here’s the definitive list of better things to do with $379.

what you can buy instead of paying for the superbowl

6 Responses to "What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Scapling should be illegal, like it is in some countries.

    Fucking cunts!

  2. Crag says:

    20 kg of Vegemite?! *BAAAARRRFFFF*

  3. Bryan says:

    The eyes on the fleshlight are creeping me out…

    And who would pay $2 for Pluto Nash?


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