Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Super Bowl and watch the game on a big TV. Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day? It’s probably in the running. For those football fans who know they can find something better to do with $379, here’s the definitive list of better things to do with $379.