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What Celebrities Are Wearing This Halloween

A creative Halloween costume is very important if you’re a celebrity. But some celebrities go a little too far and their costumes turn out a little disturbing. Here’s a sneak peak at a few of them for this year.

Bill and Hillary decided to go with a couples costume. Hillary as Sarah Palin, and Bill as Sarah Palin’s vagina. It’s good to see them unified as a team again

Pink and Jennifer Garner haven’t decided what costumes to wear, this picture was taken a few months back.

And here we all thought the Pope didn’t have a good sense of humor! The man can laugh because he’s filled with God’s love, people.

Will Smith decided to go as a non-threatening white person, a costume which he dubbed “what white people see when they look at me.”

Dr. Phil actually came to this party as himself, then someone said “Hey, hold this mallet to your head while I take this picture!” Though confused as to why everyone was laughing, he did so anyway.

Henry Paulson re-enacted scenes from Robocop, going as far as to make machine sound effects whenever he moved his body. Ben Bernanke thought people would enjoy the irony of his costume, but instead they angrily confronted him with shouts of “too soon asshole.”

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills actually didn’t go to this party together. Heather showed up as a leech, while Paul showed up as Heather’s prosthetic leg. Then she stabbed him twice and sued him for a rotator cuff injury she received during the stabbing.

Kim Jong Il hosted the very first “Kim Jong Il Costume Contest,” which he won, due to a stipulation in the rules that stated “only persons with the name Kim Jong Il may enter the contest.”

Sarah Palin surprised all when she managed to pull off a “Naughty Alaska.” Later she removed the costume, as it gave her difficulties when she attempted to do a keg stand.

10 Responses to "What Celebrities Are Wearing This Halloween"

  1. Tonto says:

    First?!?!?

  2. ruthy says:

    Bill Clinton as a giant pussy? That’s funny, because in 2004 Schwarzenegger called all liberals economic girly-men. Makes total sense.

    More rumors about Obama’s past. http://tinyurl.com/6jb7l6

  3. dan says:

    Appropriate that Pres. Clinton dressed as female genitalia…considering in 2004 when Schwarzenegger called all democrats economic girlie-men. It totally makes sense.

    More news about Obama’s checkered past is coming out now. Uh oh liberals: http://tinyurl.com/6jb7l6

  4. lol says:

    ^ get a life

  5. JT says:

    Me thinks ruthy and dan could in fact be the same person posting twice. Wow, if they ever make a show called CSI: Internet, I’m so on it.

  6. Pratik says:

    I wonder what a “Naughty Colorado” costume would look like. One big rectangle with the Rocky Mountains jutting out of the side?

  7. Black Prez says:

    Wonder if Dan’s boning Ruthy??

  8. m goode says:

    I will be taking all my Halloween pictures with my motorola krave. It’s got a 2 megapixel camera, so I know all my pictures will come out crystal clear. Check it out online at motorola.com/krave. It is the only way to roll this Halloween!

  9. m goode says:

    i will be taking all my halloween pics using the motorola krave this year. check it out online. motorola.com/krave. It’s got a 2 mp camera, so I know all pics will come out crystal clear.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I will be taking all of my shits on a motorola krave this year. I know the shits will be awesome because motorola has douchebags advertising in comments on websites for their shitty phones. It’s a great way to take a shit on a phone this year!