Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern
human society. Because they’re just people, they do people
things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans. Here’s how some of your favorite celebrities decided to ring in the new year:
James Cameron
Hugh Hefner
The Situation, from Jersey Shore
Charlie Sheen
Angelina Jolie
Tiger Woods
Rosie O’Donnell
second?
I would fuck rosie so hard and so fast.
Dude, you’d bounce back – hard.
fisrt!
You forgot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Bay slept peacefully through New Years night inside a warm explosion made of Transformers parts and diesel fuel.
I’ve hit Rosie. On the set of the Flintstones… meh.
Instead of lube, James Cameron is working his shaft with hundred dollar bills.
SEVENTH!!!!! EAT THAT FAGGOTS!!!