Conan O'Brien's future is in jeopardy. NBC wants to move his Tonight Show out of it's current time slot, a place it's held in NBC's late-night line-up for 60 years, so that they can fit Jay Leno's fat ass in front of him. Conan leaving the Tonight Show would be an absolute disaster. When dealing with disaster scenarios, it's always good to have a back-up plan. That's why we've come up with a few alternative careers for Conan to pursue after NBC screws him over:
Jay Leno was on the Tonight Show and they gave him his own show earlier in the evening and gave Conan the Tonight Show. Leno's show is bombing because he is a fucktard that isn't funny without the Tonight Show so they want to boot Conan and give it back to Jay Tool, I mean Leno.
According to Conan's press release (which we linked to above), they're just bumping back the time of the Tonight Show. Conan's show after is still going to be called "The Tonight Show". Basically, they're putting Jay's new show in the timeslot that The Tonight Show has held for 60 years, and that's what Conan disagrees with. They are not planning to give Jay the Tonight Show back, though.
Guys its all about the money! NBC lost over $200 million in ads and more than $20 million in sharing. Leno doesn't care about wanting his old job he has his full hour show and can do whatever he wants! Conan to me is a lot better in the tonight show but can't compete vs David Letterman. Letterman got 2 million more viewers after the whole cheating thing on his wife those two million were Tonight show viewers. I watch both Jay and Conan but would stop if they switch Conan to Late Night.
if conan gets screwed out of the job, which i hope he doesn't, wouldn't mind him producing/writing a few simpsons episodes. His were classics back in the day.
Leno's Done. Finished. Fried & Nullified.. like a spoiled rich kid taking back his toys and sending the partygoers home with no cake, he's ruined the fun for everyone.. if johnny were here.. leno would be toast.. I would rather watch reruns than that dunderheaded mouthbreathing knuckledragger..he should be ashamed of his behavior.. it's his vanity and hubris that prevented Conan from reaching his audience.. they were all put to sleep by leno's public access tv interviewing style.. i give leno a year and then 60 years of tradition will go down the drain..pity..
Yeah, I can see why Conan leaving the Tonight Show would be a complete disaster. After all, his ratings were nowhere near those of Leno when he hosted the Tonight Show (until this past week).
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January 13th, 2010 at 10:16 am
1st. Keep Coco alive.
March 3rd, 2010 at 07:02 am
Yeah Team COCO !!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2010 at 10:17 am
zzzzzzz. . . . .
January 13th, 2010 at 10:27 am
conan the babarian now that's funny stuff...not, hahaha not jokes are even funnier
January 13th, 2010 at 10:29 am
kick jay leno off he is not funny, keep coco alive its awsome having andy back, conan and andy should just go to comedy cental instead.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Get your story right moron!
Jay Leno was on the Tonight Show and they gave him his own show earlier in the evening and gave Conan the Tonight Show. Leno's show is bombing because he is a fucktard that isn't funny without the Tonight Show so they want to boot Conan and give it back to Jay Tool, I mean Leno.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:40 am
According to Conan's press release (which we linked to above), they're just bumping back the time of the Tonight Show. Conan's show after is still going to be called "The Tonight Show". Basically, they're putting Jay's new show in the timeslot that The Tonight Show has held for 60 years, and that's what Conan disagrees with. They are not planning to give Jay the Tonight Show back, though.
January 13th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Guys its all about the money! NBC lost over $200 million in ads and more than $20 million in sharing. Leno doesn't care about wanting his old job he has his full hour show and can do whatever he wants! Conan to me is a lot better in the tonight show but can't compete vs David Letterman. Letterman got 2 million more viewers after the whole cheating thing on his wife those two million were Tonight show viewers. I watch both Jay and Conan but would stop if they switch Conan to Late Night.
January 13th, 2010 at 01:50 pm
fuck them all. Nuke them & start over.
January 13th, 2010 at 02:05 pm
if conan gets screwed out of the job, which i hope he doesn't, wouldn't mind him producing/writing a few simpsons episodes. His were classics back in the day.
January 13th, 2010 at 08:53 pm
What about "Conan the Barbershopper?"
http://www.acappellanews.com/images/Conan-AlleyCats.jpg
January 14th, 2010 at 07:31 am
Wow, Conan is cool and all but Leno is KING!!
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January 17th, 2010 at 03:54 am
Leno is scum... watch this clip from 2004 of him conceding TTS to Conan. Hypocrite!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d1caacad1/jay-s-2004-announcement
January 14th, 2010 at 08:07 am
Can't stand either of them really. Craig Ferguson on the other hand....
January 20th, 2010 at 06:25 pm
True that! Craig Ferguson beats them all, and without a band or sidekick, or much in the way of staff support. Conan's still okay though.
January 15th, 2010 at 05:18 pm
Leno's Done. Finished. Fried & Nullified.. like a spoiled rich kid taking back his toys and sending the partygoers home with no cake, he's ruined the fun for everyone.. if johnny were here.. leno would be toast.. I would rather watch reruns than that dunderheaded mouthbreathing knuckledragger..he should be ashamed of his behavior.. it's his vanity and hubris that prevented Conan from reaching his audience.. they were all put to sleep by leno's public access tv interviewing style.. i give leno a year and then 60 years of tradition will go down the drain..pity..
January 15th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Fuck you, asshole
January 15th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Yeah, I can see why Conan leaving the Tonight Show would be a complete disaster. After all, his ratings were nowhere near those of Leno when he hosted the Tonight Show (until this past week).
Conan's a douche-bag.
January 17th, 2010 at 03:53 am
See Jay Leno's hypocrisy:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d1caacad1/jay-s-2004-announcement
Pass it on... Jay is scum.
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