Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake

posted 03/09/2010
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It seems like there have been a lot of earthquakes lately (actually, there have been a normal amount of earthquakes, but they’ve been receiving a lot more press coverage ever since that whole Haiti thing went down). People have suddenly been injected with an intense fear that, at any time, the earth beneath their feet could just spontaneously decide to get jiggy with it. That’s why we think it’s crucial that you be prepared, and this checklist is the perfect place to get started:

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10 Responses to "Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake"

Gomer says:

March 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Nothing keeps me from masturbating.
DonkeyXote says:

March 9, 2010 at 7:58 pm

Heck yeah bitch, my girlfriend and I love watching eachother crack one up before taking the midget for a walk.
DonkeyXote says:

March 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

…that is if by “girlfriend” I mean my sequential hermaphrodite sister and if by “taking the midget for a walk” I mean having our tranny mom give us a mexican bible study.
office jerk says:

March 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm

masturbating.. or does that fall under sex? at least for DonkeyXote it would.
pratik says:

March 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm

“Mammogram” should be on the “continue to do” list.
Wee Woods says:

March 9, 2010 at 8:57 pm

ROTFL, yeah I dont think shaving the balls during a earthquake is a good idea at all.

Wee
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office jerk says:

March 10, 2010 at 10:13 am

also, “shaking a baby” should be Continued in this list.
shimkennedy says:

March 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm

I think the earthquake would be found guilty of shaking the baby and you would avoid any prosecution.
LA Native says:

March 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm

this is horrible.

Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake

10 Responses to "Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake"

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