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Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake

It seems like there have been a lot of earthquakes lately (actually, there have been a normal amount of earthquakes, but they’ve been receiving a lot more press coverage ever since that whole Haiti thing went down).  People have suddenly been injected with an intense fear that, at any time, the earth beneath their feet could just spontaneously decide to get jiggy with it. That’s why we think it’s crucial that you be prepared, and this checklist is the perfect place to get started:

10 Responses to "Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake"

  1. office jerk says:

    also, “shaking a baby” should be Continued in this list.

  2. shimkennedy says:

    I think the earthquake would be found guilty of shaking the baby and you would avoid any prosecution.

  3. office jerk says:

    masturbating.. or does that fall under sex? at least for DonkeyXote it would.

  4. pratik says:

    “Mammogram” should be on the “continue to do” list.

  5. Gomer says:

    Nothing keeps me from masturbating.

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    Heck yeah bitch, my girlfriend and I love watching eachother crack one up before taking the midget for a walk.

  7. DonkeyXote says:

    …that is if by “girlfriend” I mean my sequential hermaphrodite sister and if by “taking the midget for a walk” I mean having our tranny mom give us a mexican bible study.

  8. LA Native says:

    this is horrible.

  9. Wee Woods says:

    ROTFL, yeah I dont think shaving the balls during a earthquake is a good idea at all.