Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake

10 Responses to "Things To Continue Doing During an Earthquake"

1. Gomer says:

   March 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm

   Nothing keeps me from masturbating.

2. DonkeyXote says:

   March 9, 2010 at 7:58 pm

   Heck yeah bitch, my girlfriend and I love watching eachother crack one up before taking the midget for a walk.

3. DonkeyXote says:

   March 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

   …that is if by “girlfriend” I mean my sequential hermaphrodite sister and if by “taking the midget for a walk” I mean having our tranny mom give us a mexican bible study.

4. office jerk says:

   March 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm

   masturbating.. or does that fall under sex? at least for DonkeyXote it would.

5. pratik says:

   March 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm

   “Mammogram” should be on the “continue to do” list.

6. Wee Woods says:

   March 9, 2010 at 8:57 pm

   ROTFL, yeah I dont think shaving the balls during a earthquake is a good idea at all.

   Wee
   http://www.real-anonymity.eu.tc

7. office jerk says:

   March 10, 2010 at 10:13 am

   also, “shaking a baby” should be Continued in this list.

8. shimkennedy says:

   March 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm

   I think the earthquake would be found guilty of shaking the baby and you would avoid any prosecution.

9. LA Native says:

   March 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm

   this is horrible.