Lately, it seems like facebook has been going downhill. I get two or three friend requests every day from random chicks who are clearly just spammers, and there are so many quizzes and surveys going around that finding useful information on my homepage is like trying to find a Mike & Ike in a baby pool full of diahrrea. It didn't used to be like this, and facebook is getting crappier by the day. Here's what every 24-35 year old's facebook profile is really saying.
I swear if another fucker sends me a quiz on "whats my favourite biscuit?" or "Whats my Animal spirit?" I,ll kick open their head and pull out their fucking spine!!
like i care less what those morons i was made to share time with in school are doing now ......and really did i go to school with you???? Ive spent many years (some in therapy) trying to forget that part of my life .... seriously ... i had a kid but hes 18 and gone than god .... i really dont like kids and i definitely dont want to see you and yours so called perfectly dysfunctional family in some remote part of florida on a beach ...... and the quizzes ..... need i go on ...........facebook is too much drama and a waste of my precious time I have left on this Earth .... i say we nuke the site!
This is hilarious btw, and I wanted to show my friend but the funniest part is at the bottom of the picture, I can't see it though n it showed more like two days ago! Wheres the original pic?
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June 8th, 2009 at 11:34 am
This makes me sad, because it's true. :(
June 8th, 2009 at 11:39 am
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June 8th, 2009 at 11:56 am
This is funny ... can you do another still that focuses on the crap written inside of the INFO tab of the profile?
There's a gold mine just waiting to be discovered.
June 8th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Well you totaly nailed me on the family guy quote thing.
June 8th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
I love Facebook, but it's so true. I am sick of all the surveys and quizzes.
I would love to be able to filter through content. Lots of content on Twitter, but if you aren't logged in 24/7 you miss a lot of great information.
June 8th, 2009 at 02:33 pm
your a stupid bitch!
June 8th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
Quick and to the point...
June 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
you're not your
June 8th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
I don't even use facebook cause i'm too cool for it
(really means, I have no friends)
June 8th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
Man, i don't use farcebook because i have REAL friends, seen in person. Quality over quantity, fucktards.
June 8th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
Glad I never caught onto it. After MySpace, I was done.
Love you guys!
June 8th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
Don't forget "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend from High School who is Waiting For You To Break Up with your Girlfriend."
June 15th, 2009 at 08:35 pm
Or "Boyfriend's Crazy Ex Girlfriend From High School just tagged Herself in one of Your photos"
Seriously, my boyfriend's ex from 4 years ago tagged herself AS ME in 3 of my profile pictures.
June 9th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Don't forget the Horny Camgirl Profiles too...
June 9th, 2009 at 01:03 am
I swear if another fucker sends me a quiz on "whats my favourite biscuit?" or "Whats my Animal spirit?" I,ll kick open their head and pull out their fucking spine!!
June 9th, 2009 at 11:17 am
you don't have to accept everyone that friends you morons. facebook is what you make it.
June 9th, 2009 at 11:19 am
You don't have to accept everyone that tries to friend you, morons. Facebook is what you make it. If you don't like it, do something about it.
June 9th, 2009 at 04:48 pm
Is there going to be a third draft of that post? Just curious.
June 9th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
What the fuck is Facebook?!
June 9th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
like i care less what those morons i was made to share time with in school are doing now ......and really did i go to school with you???? Ive spent many years (some in therapy) trying to forget that part of my life .... seriously ... i had a kid but hes 18 and gone than god .... i really dont like kids and i definitely dont want to see you and yours so called perfectly dysfunctional family in some remote part of florida on a beach ...... and the quizzes ..... need i go on ...........facebook is too much drama and a waste of my precious time I have left on this Earth .... i say we nuke the site!
June 9th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
well put. i'd say you summed it up.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:20 am
You OBVIOUSLY care...
because you wouldn't have written and entire ranting paragraph! Jesus....get a life!
June 9th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
Priceless!!! uuhh sorry i guess thats as old and catchy as facebook... where do i sign up again?....
June 11th, 2009 at 01:02 am
This is hilarious btw, and I wanted to show my friend but the funniest part is at the bottom of the picture, I can't see it though n it showed more like two days ago! Wheres the original pic?
June 11th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
No, it's not funny.
It would only be funny, if it weren't dead on true!
June 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
this is awesome haha. but sad because it's true!
June 13th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
true...
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June 24th, 2009 at 04:39 am
Well you totaly nailed me on the family guy quote thing.
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