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What Every 24-35 Year Old’s Facebook Profile Really Says

Lately, it seems like facebook has been going downhill.  I get two or three friend requests every day from random chicks who are clearly just spammers, and there are so many quizzes and surveys going around that finding useful information on my homepage is like trying to find a Mike & Ike in a baby pool full of diahrrea.  It didn’t used to be like this, and facebook is getting crappier by the day.  Here’s what every 24-35 year old’s facebook profile is really saying.
 
 

28 Responses to "What Every 24-35 Year Old’s Facebook Profile Really Says"

  1. Anonymous says:

    well put. i’d say you summed it up.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I swear if another fucker sends me a quiz on “whats my favourite biscuit?” or “Whats my Animal spirit?” I,ll kick open their head and pull out their fucking spine!!

  3. vaffanculo says:

    Is there going to be a third draft of that post? Just curious.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Priceless!!! uuhh sorry i guess thats as old and catchy as facebook… where do i sign up again?….

  5. WTF says:

    This is hilarious btw, and I wanted to show my friend but the funniest part is at the bottom of the picture, I can’t see it though n it showed more like two days ago! Wheres the original pic?

  6. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck is Facebook?!

  7. Anonymous says:

    you don’t have to accept everyone that friends you morons. facebook is what you make it.

  8. Anonymous says:

    You don’t have to accept everyone that tries to friend you, morons. Facebook is what you make it. If you don’t like it, do something about it.

  9. eknks says:

    Well you totaly nailed me on the family guy quote thing.

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  10. Anonymous says:

    like i care less what those morons i was made to share time with in school are doing now ……and really did i go to school with you???? Ive spent many years (some in therapy) trying to forget that part of my life …. seriously … i had a kid but hes 18 and gone than god …. i really dont like kids and i definitely dont want to see you and yours so called perfectly dysfunctional family in some remote part of florida on a beach …… and the quizzes ….. need i go on ………..facebook is too much drama and a waste of my precious time I have left on this Earth …. i say we nuke the site!

  11. Anonymous says:

    this is awesome haha. but sad because it’s true!

  12. Capt. Spastic says:

    No, it’s not funny.

    It would only be funny, if it weren’t dead on true!

  13. Duh! says:

    You OBVIOUSLY care…

    because you wouldn’t have written and entire ranting paragraph! Jesus….get a life!

  14. valleygirl71.blogspot.com says:

    Glad I never caught onto it. After MySpace, I was done.

    Love you guys!

  15. Fuck says:

    This makes me sad, because it’s true. :(

  16. Brandi says:

    I love Facebook, but it’s so true. I am sick of all the surveys and quizzes.

    I would love to be able to filter through content. Lots of content on Twitter, but if you aren’t logged in 24/7 you miss a lot of great information.

  17. niftyclits says:

    your a stupid bitch!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Man, i don’t use farcebook because i have REAL friends, seen in person. Quality over quantity, fucktards.

  19. Mr. man says:

    I don’t even use facebook cause i’m too cool for it
    (really means, I have no friends)

  20. jack policeman says:

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    come on boy check out the funnies

  21. Anonymouse says:

    Quick and to the point…

  22. TK says:

    you’re not your

  23. rgar says:

    This is funny … can you do another still that focuses on the crap written inside of the INFO tab of the profile?

    There’s a gold mine just waiting to be discovered.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Well you totaly nailed me on the family guy quote thing.

  25. Horny Chick says:

    Don’t forget the Horny Camgirl Profiles too…

  26. Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend from High School who is Waiting For You To Break Up with your Girlfriend.”

  27. Anonymous says:

    Or “Boyfriend’s Crazy Ex Girlfriend From High School just tagged Herself in one of Your photos”

    Seriously, my boyfriend’s ex from 4 years ago tagged herself AS ME in 3 of my profile pictures.


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