I'm imagining the head of this company sitting in his office, when his assistant comes in and they have the following conversation:
ASSISTANT: Sir, may I have a word with you?
CEO: Make it quick, I have thousands of soup related problems to solve.
ASSISTANT: Well, I just, I don't understand why we can't just call this soup mix something besides "cock flavored soup mix."
CEO: I say son, are you dense? It's cock flavored! What would YOU suggest we call it?
ASSISTANT: I don't know, chicken flavored?
CEO: Chicken flavored? Well, you don't know what you're getting with chicken flavored. No no, I see cock flavored I know what I'm about to eat is going to have the flavor of cock. Done and done. Now please leave and make sure you confirm that appointment to have my wife's pussy trimmed. It's been leaving hairs all around the house.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 30th, 2008 at 07:57 am
Shows how mature I am. I laughed that it was 69 cents.
November 30th, 2008 at 08:55 am
You might notice next to it is the Chicken flavored stuff. Cock and Chicken are different, ldo.
November 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Rejected slogan: Penis. Its What's For Dinner.
Other slogans:
Hard going down
Now with no salty after taste!
Mouthwash included.
November 30th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
sexyyy kizmis ya yerim onu
November 30th, 2008 at 06:23 pm
its cool. i was planning on making a comment about the 69 cent thing. i feel it really brings the picture to another level
December 1st, 2008 at 09:44 am
+1 for the Foghorn reference.
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