I’m imagining the head of this company sitting in his office, when his assistant comes in and they have the following conversation:
ASSISTANT: Sir, may I have a word with you?
CEO: Make it quick, I have thousands of soup related problems to solve.
ASSISTANT: Well, I just, I don’t understand why we can’t just call this soup mix something besides "cock flavored soup mix."
CEO: I say son, are you dense? It’s cock flavored! What would YOU suggest we call it?
ASSISTANT: I don’t know, chicken flavored?
CEO: Chicken flavored? Well, you don’t know what you’re getting with chicken flavored. No no, I see cock flavored I know what I’m about to eat is going to have the flavor of cock. Done and done. Now please leave and make sure you confirm that appointment to have my wife’s pussy trimmed. It’s been leaving hairs all around the house.
Thanks to reader Clay for sending this in.