For me, having television personalities break down lingo that "the kids are using" is just the best. I love that they actually bring an "expert" in to talk about the phrase "hooking up." I think my favorite part is when the anchor goes "I thought hooking up always meant having sex." Whooaaaaa, slow down their Bangy Mcfirstdate! I want to get me a piece of that slutty anchor!
I was seriously waiting for the conversation to get so stupid that the anchor would finally say "okay, and when these kids "hook up," what happens next?" and then the guest goes "Well, then the man takes down his pants, and reveals a penis. Which the woman then attempts to make stiff, in order to insert it into her vagina." Then a pause and the anchor just nods and says "fascinating. These kids today, it's so different now."
What groundbreaking and hard-hitting journalism this is. For the afternoon segment, they'll invite an architectural expert to the show to answer the age-old question: can Martha Stewart's vagina fit inside Rosie O'Donnell's mangina?
for sean614, we all know the phrase was downgraded from the last age group of real players who had game and were actually "hooking up" and having REAL SEX. (boys and girls, thats when you actually stick penix into vag.) we understand the need to make it sound like there is some level of success going on...even when its not.
the real question is WHY would people want to lower the value of a clearly defined yes or no answer to "did you hook up with that girl last night?" "yes" or "no" were the only answers before the 'gray answers' slowly rose from the 'not getting any' crowd which clearly out number the 'getting it' crowd.
it was probably introduced just to SHOCK their parents who would all now freak out that they were having sex when, clearly, anyone who knew them would know differently. the not telling them if they were or they were not and leaving it to be guessed at was its full appeal, obv. no boy wants their dad to think he is a loser not getting any by age 20 while girls want their parents to speculate they ARE getting it to make them crazy. hence, the downgrade of hooking up was born.
once you lose your virginity this will all make more sense. j/k ;)~
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December 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 am
Anchor: "I thought hooking up always involved a long string of beads"
Asst Professor of Nothing at LaSalle College in Nowhereville (read: TA at a community college): " Actually, not always. Here let me show you ..."
Anchor and Prof remove shirts and start making out ...
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:41 am
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December 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
i'm floored.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
What groundbreaking and hard-hitting journalism this is. For the afternoon segment, they'll invite an architectural expert to the show to answer the age-old question: can Martha Stewart's vagina fit inside Rosie O'Donnell's mangina?
December 24th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
for sean614, we all know the phrase was downgraded from the last age group of real players who had game and were actually "hooking up" and having REAL SEX. (boys and girls, thats when you actually stick penix into vag.) we understand the need to make it sound like there is some level of success going on...even when its not.
the real question is WHY would people want to lower the value of a clearly defined yes or no answer to "did you hook up with that girl last night?" "yes" or "no" were the only answers before the 'gray answers' slowly rose from the 'not getting any' crowd which clearly out number the 'getting it' crowd.
it was probably introduced just to SHOCK their parents who would all now freak out that they were having sex when, clearly, anyone who knew them would know differently. the not telling them if they were or they were not and leaving it to be guessed at was its full appeal, obv. no boy wants their dad to think he is a loser not getting any by age 20 while girls want their parents to speculate they ARE getting it to make them crazy. hence, the downgrade of hooking up was born.
once you lose your virginity this will all make more sense. j/k ;)~
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