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What groundbreaking and hard-hitting journalism this is. For the afternoon segment, they’ll invite an architectural expert to the show to answer the age-old question: can Martha Stewart’s vagina fit inside Rosie O’Donnell’s mangina?
Anchor: “I thought hooking up always involved a long string of beads”
Asst Professor of Nothing at LaSalle College in Nowhereville (read: TA at a community college): ” Actually, not always. Here let me show you …”
Anchor and Prof remove shirts and start making out …
for sean614, we all know the phrase was downgraded from the last age group of real players who had game and were actually “hooking up” and having REAL SEX. (boys and girls, thats when you actually stick penix into vag.) we understand the need to make it sound like there is some level of success going on…even when its not.
the real question is WHY would people want to lower the value of a clearly defined yes or no answer to “did you hook up with that girl last night?” “yes” or “no” were the only answers before the ‘gray answers’ slowly rose from the ‘not getting any’ crowd which clearly out number the ‘getting it’ crowd.
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it was probably introduced just to SHOCK their parents who would all now freak out that they were having sex when, clearly, anyone who knew them would know differently. the not telling them if they were or they were not and leaving it to be guessed at was its full appeal, obv. no boy wants their dad to think he is a loser not getting any by age 20 while girls want their parents to speculate they ARE getting it to make them crazy. hence, the downgrade of hooking up was born.
once you lose your virginity this will all make more sense. j/k
i’m floored.
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