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What Is Dick Cheney Looking At?

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This photo was taken of Dick Cheney on a recent trip fly-fishing in Idaho, but there seems to be an odd reflection in his sunglasses…

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According to White House spokesperson Meagan Mitchell: “Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod.”

Um, yeah. Someone’s got a rod in their hand alright. The kind of rod you find right after you do some “fly” fishing in your Levi’s.

Now that I think about it, I’d love to go on his next outdoorsy vacation. Between his shooting-people-in-the-face hunting trips and his possible-naked-lady fishing trips, the man really know how to get back to nature. Can he stay Vice President forever? I really want to see what happens when he goes kayaking.

4 Responses to "What Is Dick Cheney Looking At?"

  1. visco says:

    its a man smoking a cigar!

  2. bennylava says:

    It’s a wooden Pinnochio marionette doll

  3. dummy says:

    This is old, and you can clearly tell its photoshoped, it was used as an april fools day joke on some website

  4. KeeblerKahn says:

    I think he watching a snake eat a baby.