You've probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works. With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we'd take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like:
shut the fuck up dude. just cause youre on holytaco and want a cool shirt for quote of the week doesnt mean everytime you log on or comment you have to make some half-witted dumbass statement. that goes for everyone on this fuckin site they all try and be comedians and its not fuckin funny. fuck you squishypants maybe if you get the cum outta youre bum you might have some normal pants. Holy fuck
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August 4th, 2009 at 10:43 am
lucking fame.
August 4th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Your lack of taste will alienate you.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I agree, def lame
August 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am
The Alienator looks like it would be awesome.
August 4th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
No one gives a flying f*ck what you think looks awesome, homo.
August 5th, 2009 at 04:47 am
Seeing you launched over the side of a cliff would be pretty damn awesome too.
August 7th, 2009 at 07:22 am
Leave philosopher alone!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
harry and the hendersons is good movie...
you should have done Turner and Alien.
August 5th, 2009 at 09:57 am
Uh ... actually, nope, those there will do just fine.
August 5th, 2009 at 04:44 pm
shut the fuck up dude. just cause youre on holytaco and want a cool shirt for quote of the week doesnt mean everytime you log on or comment you have to make some half-witted dumbass statement. that goes for everyone on this fuckin site they all try and be comedians and its not fuckin funny. fuck you squishypants maybe if you get the cum outta youre bum you might have some normal pants. Holy fuck
August 5th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Tampax is your friend.
August 5th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
jesus fuck, chlamydia or whatever the fuck your name is, fucking unclench already. dipshit asshole.
August 4th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
This is, by far, my favorite post ever.
August 5th, 2009 at 04:47 am
Welcome, hope you had a good first day at Holy Taco
August 5th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
mmmm mudbutt
August 4th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
wow, you didn't try hard today.
August 4th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Weird... the short alien twin looks like he's gonna blow the tall alien twin.
August 4th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
I'd wreck the one in the pink dress.
August 4th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
August 4th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Very funny
August 5th, 2009 at 08:43 am
"Get carried away... and killed in space."
Totally awesome.
August 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I think all these covers r lame as shit 2!!
August 5th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
Hey, I saw Shit 2. It was actually a pretty good flick.
August 10th, 2009 at 03:57 am
Love the last one!!
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