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What the New Alien Movie Could Be

You’ve probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works.  With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we’d take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like:
 
Weekend at Alien’s
 
 
 
Alien and the Hendersons
 
 
 
Twin Aliens
 
 

The Alienator
 
 
 
Alien in the City
 
 

24 Responses to "What the New Alien Movie Could Be"

  1. Redsmoke says:

    I think all these covers r lame as shit 2!!

  2. girl4 says:

    Love the last one!!

  3. Moose says:

    “Get carried away… and killed in space.”
    Totally awesome.

  4. Mr. Squishypants says:

    Hey, I saw Shit 2. It was actually a pretty good flick.

  5. SciFi Fan says:

    Very funny

  6. that gay guy says:

    Leave philosopher alone!!!!

  7. philosopher says:

    The Alienator looks like it would be awesome.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Seeing you launched over the side of a cliff would be pretty damn awesome too.

  9. Philosogay says:

    No one gives a flying f*ck what you think looks awesome, homo.

  10. Mr. Squishypants says:

    Tampax is your friend.

  11. Mr. Squishypants says:

    Uh … actually, nope, those there will do just fine.

  12. Claynoidial says:

    harry and the hendersons is good movie…
    you should have done Turner and Alien.

  13. freejack says:

    jesus fuck, chlamydia or whatever the fuck your name is, fucking unclench already. dipshit asshole.

  14. Claynoidial says:

    shut the fuck up dude. just cause youre on holytaco and want a cool shirt for quote of the week doesnt mean everytime you log on or comment you have to make some half-witted dumbass statement. that goes for everyone on this fuckin site they all try and be comedians and its not fuckin funny. fuck you squishypants maybe if you get the cum outta youre bum you might have some normal pants. Holy fuck

  15. Claynoidial says:

    mmmm mudbutt

  16. philosopher. says:

    This is, by far, my favorite post ever.

  17. Mudbutt says:

    Welcome, hope you had a good first day at Holy Taco

  18. SumTingWong says:

    I’d wreck the one in the pink dress.

  19. Marty McFly says:

    Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?

  20. Bill says:

    Weird… the short alien twin looks like he’s gonna blow the tall alien twin.

  21. Mr. Tibbs says:

    I agree, def lame

  22. I WAS THAT DOG says:

    Your lack of taste will alienate you.

  23. Jazzy Jeff says:

    lucking fame.

  24. Pierrre says:

    wow, you didn’t try hard today.