I wonder how many times the scientists tried to measure the perfect ass, but ended up fainting/coming in their pants the second the calipers touched those cheeks.
Also, this means that somewhere there exists an algebraic formula for determining how hot any given ass is.
Now this is what I would call a trailer trash little girl. Her mom wants her in beauty pageants and her dad wants her in bed. Her brother is her cousin too but that's beside the point. Not bad for an 11 year old though. She lives in the third row over from the Elvis look alike couple and next to the Jerry Springer impersonator.
You only typed that out because your girlfriend caught you looking at the picture, and you had to be all like "ewwww, baby, this girl is soooooo gross." Been there.
This ass is the most beautiful thing in all God's creation. I seriously busted like 68 nuts to this pic. I bet this chick farts perfume and shits petunias.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 06:40 pm
yo damn you gonna let me hit ??
January 3rd, 2009 at 08:37 am
fat ass
May 24th, 2009 at 05:58 pm
"fat ass" ill fuckin eat that asshole till my fuckin mouth goes rotten.
October 30th, 2009 at 09:46 am
I'd eat that like my mamma made it. Yum.
January 3rd, 2009 at 09:54 am
You should post a name or a web page. Would love to see more of that lovely ass
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
WOWO LOOK AT THAT POOPER! P.S. Dirty old man in above post ^^^
May 7th, 2009 at 02:35 pm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 4th, 2009 at 12:21 am
it looks like she was hit in the spine with a baseball bat
October 11th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
have you never seen a full matured woman, no?
January 4th, 2009 at 10:49 am
I would ride that bitch like an arabian camel.
January 4th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
hell yea i mean i would hit that till my dick falls off.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Perfect!
January 6th, 2009 at 09:52 am
perfection!!!!
January 6th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
I wonder how many times the scientists tried to measure the perfect ass, but ended up fainting/coming in their pants the second the calipers touched those cheeks.
Also, this means that somewhere there exists an algebraic formula for determining how hot any given ass is.
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:52 pm
i heard somewhere that if you use the word "calipers" in a sentence it means you're a virgin...
January 29th, 2009 at 03:12 pm
Unlucky then bud.
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:19 am
Wow, that sucks, two of you in one comment list, like the dude above, unlucky :P
May 27th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
How does one "faint in their pants?"
January 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Just the tip...please!
January 7th, 2009 at 06:57 pm
Deformed.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I like the scar (top of the butt crack) from where she got the lipo/implants
January 9th, 2009 at 10:12 am
It's not a scar, it's the place where she lets me bite her.
You see, nothing starts off the day better than a cup of coffee and a big bite of perfect ass
January 11th, 2009 at 05:43 am
MOAR NEED MOAR
Seriously...any links?
January 13th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
Jesus H. you are a perv and a dropout too?
January 11th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
Gross. I think that's where babies come from.
January 11th, 2009 at 07:15 pm
no my obvious health class drop-out friend, i refuse to believe anything other than rainbows and cookies come out of that god-like badonkadonk
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
lmao
January 13th, 2009 at 05:35 pm
Now this is what I would call a trailer trash little girl. Her mom wants her in beauty pageants and her dad wants her in bed. Her brother is her cousin too but that's beside the point. Not bad for an 11 year old though. She lives in the third row over from the Elvis look alike couple and next to the Jerry Springer impersonator.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
asshole
January 25th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
No, just jealous. Incredibly jealous.
May 4th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
Oh, its YOUR daughter then? Thanks for clearing that up DADDIO.
May 27th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
You only typed that out because your girlfriend caught you looking at the picture, and you had to be all like "ewwww, baby, this girl is soooooo gross." Been there.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:11 am
I don't care what any of you say, the scientists are absolutely correct.
January 14th, 2009 at 01:51 pm
That IS a perfect Ass.. And I oughta know, cuz I'm a AssMan..
All my friends Recognize that by saying :
"Hey! Like your a ass man"!
January 16th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
thats that the world calls a perfect ass weetie hit me up
January 18th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
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January 20th, 2009 at 07:40 pm
Fapalicious
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I would not hit that...
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
So your gay then?
January 24th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
"Ewwwww, girls are icky! Ew ew ew ewwwwww!"
Go smoke your boyfriend's pole while I wear this sweet ass like sunglasses.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
i say thats a nice ass id hit it
January 25th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
HOLLLLLLY SHITTTTTTTTTT GET IT DAMN
January 25th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
MOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMPMOARBUMP
January 27th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
Scu me can i talk 2 u fo a minute?
Uhhhhh.....I just wanted you to know!
That the side a yo ass is ridikolus!!!!!
January 28th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
anyone who says they would not fuck this ass raw is a fucking liar. you would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
January 28th, 2009 at 04:40 pm
hahahhahaha you guys are alll soo funny... OMG she has a nice ass, little too trashy though and really ugly.
February 3rd, 2009 at 07:21 am
It will all go to waste. She'll be pregnant before she's 20.
February 7th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
nammanam
February 13th, 2009 at 02:22 am
That's not an ass. Its a fruit to be eaten everyday...
February 14th, 2009 at 09:49 am
This ass is the most beautiful thing in all God's creation. I seriously busted like 68 nuts to this pic. I bet this chick farts perfume and shits petunias.
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