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This Is What Scientists Call A “Perfect Ass”


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  1. Mr. Smith says:


  2. Anonymous says:

    i heard somewhere that if you use the word “calipers” in a sentence it means you’re a virgin…

  3. Anonymous says:


  4. amber says:


  5. amber says:


  6. HAHAHAHA says:

    LOOOL!!!! DADDIO +1

  7. amber says:

    i say thats a nice ass id hit it

  8. Anti-Anonymous says:

    It will all go to waste. She’ll be pregnant before she’s 20.

  9. Corpsman says:

    Gross. I think that’s where babies come from.

  10. Anonymous says:

    who is she?!?!?! SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW HER NAME!

  11. Anonymous says:

    hmmm that should be framed

  12. Anonymous says:


    Seriously…any links?

  13. med. daddy says:

    I don’t care what any of you say, the scientists are absolutely correct.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Scu me can i talk 2 u fo a minute?

    Uhhhhh…..I just wanted you to know!

    That the side a yo ass is ridikolus!!!!!

  15. McFertz says:

    You only typed that out because your girlfriend caught you looking at the picture, and you had to be all like “ewwww, baby, this girl is soooooo gross.” Been there.

  16. duly noted says:

    I like the scar (top of the butt crack) from where she got the lipo/implants

  17. Tops says:

    Oh, its YOUR daughter then? Thanks for clearing that up DADDIO.

  18. palalalalala.a says:

    haha he just whored himself into his own insult

  19. palalalalala.a says:

    fuckin aye man fuckin aye. and i know you’re on the money no “daddio” in his right mind would insult this ass. NO ONE seriously where does insulting this perfect formation get anyone?

  20. I wonder how many times the scientists tried to measure the perfect ass, but ended up fainting/coming in their pants the second the calipers touched those cheeks.

    Also, this means that somewhere there exists an algebraic formula for determining how hot any given ass is.

  21. matt says:

    thats that the world calls a perfect ass weetie hit me up

  22. Anon says:


  23. Anonymous says:

    That IS a perfect Ass.. And I oughta know, cuz I’m a AssMan..
    All my friends Recognize that by saying :
    “Hey! Like your a ass man”!

  24. Anonymous says:

    Unlucky then bud.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Just the tip…please!

  26. Anonymous says:

    That’s not an ass. Its a fruit to be eaten everyday…

  27. Anonymous says:


  28. McFertz says:

    How does one “faint in their pants?”

  29. Acebankai says:


  30. StoneJackson says:

    no my obvious health class drop-out friend, i refuse to believe anything other than rainbows and cookies come out of that god-like badonkadonk

  31. Anonymous says:

    So your gay then?

  32. Anonymous says:

    … Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… I would not hit that…

  33. Anonymous says:

    anyone who says they would not fuck this ass raw is a fucking liar. you would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

  34. tb says:

    It’s not a scar, it’s the place where she lets me bite her.

    You see, nothing starts off the day better than a cup of coffee and a big bite of perfect ass

  35. Anonymous says:

    Wow, that sucks, two of you in one comment list, like the dude above, unlucky :P

  36. Anonymous says:

    hahahhahaha you guys are alll soo funny… OMG she has a nice ass, little too trashy though and really ugly.

  37. Anonymous says:

    No, just jealous. Incredibly jealous.

  38. Daddio says:

    Now this is what I would call a trailer trash little girl. Her mom wants her in beauty pageants and her dad wants her in bed. Her brother is her cousin too but that’s beside the point. Not bad for an 11 year old though. She lives in the third row over from the Elvis look alike couple and next to the Jerry Springer impersonator.

  39. Daddio says:

    Jesus H. you are a perv and a dropout too?

  40. Anonymous says:

    This ass is the most beautiful thing in all God’s creation. I seriously busted like 68 nuts to this pic. I bet this chick farts perfume and shits petunias.

  41. Anonymous says:

    “Ewwwww, girls are icky! Ew ew ew ewwwwww!”

    Go smoke your boyfriend’s pole while I wear this sweet ass like sunglasses.

  42. oliver_sudden says:


  43. Assmaster says:

    WOWO LOOK AT THAT POOPER! P.S. Dirty old man in above post ^^^

  44. Anonymous says:


  45. The loard your Dog says:

    Shame she has such fat ass because other wise shes perfect

  46. anonymous? says:

    Holy shit.

    I’d do god damned near anything to get in between those cheeks.

  47. voltara says:

    no it’s not. and sucking your own dick isn’t 69

  48. asslover says:

    The chick’s pic is from a banner ad for an adult dating website..usually flashes on xnxx.com :-)

  49. pearl_mikie says:

    Can anyone tell me who she is?

    Any additional pictures of her, that I could possibly get?

    She is absolutly beautiful!!

  50. Anonymous says:

    1) The only friends you HAVE are on Facebook.

    2) Those are not THEIR asses they posted pictures of, trust me.

    3) The abbreviation for “boyfriend” does not have a “g” in it.

    4) If he’s 48, you’re either 12 or 70. Go try again to fit your tiny needle-dick into his “nicer, tighter ass,” Douche Bagelow.

  51. Anonymous says:


  52. Sicilian says:

    I got 8 inches of insan1ty for this chick, i’d wear her out, until she collapsed into a pile of jelly

  53. SeenLotsBetter says:

    The “perfect” ass? I hardly think so. Unless, you are into “j-lo” bubble butts. I have friends with nicer asses on facebook. Hell, my 48-year old gf has a nicer, tighter, ass that this chick…..

    I wish they’d get her off here anyway…..

  54. blahbla says:

    i would suck that ass dry

  55. zfm636 says:

    her name is jessica valerio

  56. Anonymous says:

    Kiera Augustina?

  57. Gahn says:

    I’ve gotta say, “SeenLotsBetter” has a damned fine couple o’ points. That lass has an ass that looks like it’s comprised of Crisco and pastry, and even if we disregard the ass; that chick still looks like white trash. And anyway, it seems kinda odd that you’re exclaiming facts about another guy’s life. A guy who – considering this is the internet – you’ve probably never met before, and therefore you haven’t got the faintest idea if he’s telling the truth or not.

  58. queeftard says:

    well I’ve never met you, but I can tell you you’re a flaming queer faggot homosexual, and you’re probably the same guy as seenlotsbetter. suck my dick while I suck this chick inside out, or else go fuck a light socket if you don’t think this is the best ass ever, fucktard!!!

  59. CuntMuffin says:


  60. voltara says:

    The man is absolutely right. This is what you would classify as a B or C grade ass. This assessment has nothing to do with the tightness of her ass, sensation upon penetration, etc. as we do not have sufficient data. Based purely on the image an expert in the field must mark it down severely.

  61. Anonymous says:

    I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I





  62. Anonymous says:

    Chairs the itty bitty titty committee

  63. The_Gunny says:

    That ass is also on the “Facebook of Sex”

  64. Anonymous says:

    id fuck her till one of her discs slipped in her back fuck what you heard

  65. Eightliness says:

    Best ass ever seen

  66. > says:

    Her names is Jessica Valerio

  67. palalalalala.a says:

    nah man thats the other perfect ass, not shit either

  68. Dick Tucker says:

    Actually, she’s on MY sticky icky dicky committee.

  69. BAnkemasterss says:

    What’s Her NAME?????

  70. SlickofTongue says:

    i’d hit it

  71. Anonymous says:

    Fucking her four times doesn’t count as 8 inches, junior.

  72. joe says:

    i dont care if she is 11, or a white trash hoe. ide beat the shit out that ass

  73. Nopa says:

    If you are chasing big Ass girls than you should also know that How Attract girls

  74. haha69 says:

    my post is number 69!

  75. Anonymous says:

    i would love to hit that ass and spank her all night long

  76. Menchi says:

    With the all-powerful arrow of love do i pierce thy AAaaahhhh…!O woman!Love,love that causes unease,that will overcome thee,love for me!

  77. Chris.A. says:

    I would fuck that ass anyday without a condom.Give it to me any day.

  78. Joe_Estrada_fromSD says:

    i just think i just skeeted a little… in my pants.

  79. Anonymous says:

    i would give her the best 43 minutes of her life and there are no stops in my ride

  80. Hellbound Alleee says:

    You mean, scientists MADE the ass.

  81. daddy yankee says:

    that ass is so hot i’d fuck it ’till she out the ass. then i’d keep fucking it ’till at least 10 to 20 more times after.

  82. MoFacker says:

    For those who are asking…
    Her name is Jessica Valerio.. Im pretty sure she is Italian.
    Whilst her ass is something I would fucking destroy, the picture on the right isnt actually hers, she is imitated by sooooo many people. The fake ass is still pretty delectable tho i might add.

  83. dumbass says:

    dam that is tha perfect ass

  84. Josh Followell says:


  85. yea says:

    A straight gift from god himself. A pure purefection of and ass on this girl. I mean “GOD DAMN”. Its mouthwatering speechless.

  86. stinkynutz420 says:

    I would suck a fart outa this girls ass!!!!

  87. anonymous pervert says:

    there is only 1 person with a perfect ass …

    Chuck Norris

  88. Jimmy Smith says:

    As a scientist, I must agree. That is a magnificent specimen.

  89. MoonMan says:

    I know her, she’s from the south of the france (marseille) salut a tous

  90. palalalalala.a says:

    Jessica Valerio

  91. Ha says:

    I think its funny how people who commented earlier on this picture call each other perverts. As if looking and commenting on this picture doesn’t qualify them as one themselves.

  92. Anonymous34 says:

    I would give that chick a night to remember with my cock
    DAM perfect ASS

  93. Anonymous34 says:

    can anyone tell me her name

  94. McSharp says:

    damn i wanna spank it

  95. Big Daddy34 says:

    anyone know who that is?

  96. Allxxx says:

    damn,that is the 2nd best ass i,ve ever seen

  97. fdsaniuoerwpadnsmaz, says:

    whats her name??

  98. verygoodverynice says:

    not sure but i think i saw her at livejasmin

  99. daddy yankee says:

    holy fuck that is a perfect ass. i would ride that bitch all dam day.

  100. Anonymous13 says:

    yes i am gona bang thou

  101. Anonymous13 says:

    what the first

  102. fdsaniuoerwpadnsmaz, says:

    whats her name???

  103. bleep bloop says:

    hell yea i mean i would hit that till my dick falls off.

  104. Shyza says:

    ………….that would make her your sister

    whats this girls name

  105. Ass Man says:

    I’d eat that like my mamma made it. Yum.

  106. Anonymous says:

    fat ass

  107. Anonymous says:

    “fat ass” ill fuckin eat that asshole till my fuckin mouth goes rotten.

  108. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, I hear those Real Dolls are getting better all the time.

  109. Anonymous says:

    my girls ass is better haha shit sucks for you guys

  110. Anonymous says:

    Great. Now i gotta jerk off. Again.

  111. Anonymous says:

    your gay

  112. Anonymous says:

    I’d eat a mile O her Shit just to see where it came

    I’d give her a 1,000 bucks just to hear her Fart through
    a Walkie Talkie

  113. Daddy for you says:

    have you ever seen a camel, much less ridden one?

  114. Anonymous says:

    I would ride that bitch like an arabian camel.

  115. Darell says:

    what is this girls name, that ass is the shit

  116. Anonymous says:

    You should post a name or a web page. Would love to see more of that lovely ass

  117. more_than_sreaming says:

    Damn I love that ass, but I wanna know her name……please

  118. bob dylan says:

    have you never seen a full matured woman, no?

  119. Anonymous says:

    it looks like she was hit in the spine with a baseball bat

  120. Steven says:

    I agree that is that nicest ass I’ve ever seen

  121. inwashdcmdva says:

    They got that pic from xvideo.com

  122. Anonymous says:


  123. Anonymous says:

    yo damn you gonna let me hit ??

  124. /b/tard says:

    Thats not her ass, look carefully, the sweater on the right doesnt have the red stripe at the bottom, , so yeah, back to 4chan, where the /b/tards and anons are smart

  125. Blome says:

    yes it does. look closer.

  126. Anonymous. says:

    Ill fucking tapp like theres no tomorrow.

  127. PhotoByGianni says:

    Wow! We are working on a 2010 “Perfect Butts” Calendar and Magazine. I would LOVE to use this Lady on the Cover and Feature Shoot! Anyone got any serious and factual info on her?? Thanks!

  128. dontgiveafuck says:


  129. Anonymous says:

    Yes, please….a name….i’ve seen her pics on “cough” ads, but wtf is her name?

  130. cb7tuner93 says:

    You gotta tell us where she is man.

  131. Anonymous says:


  132. V says:

    DAMN, I would strangle her so fast.

  133. !!!! says:

    dude that should bb tapped by me!!!THAT IS HOT AS FUK!

  134. Darell says:

    ay hit me up if ya kno her name

  135. Anonymous says:

    *felch felch felch felch*