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What the Hell is That Key For?

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14 Responses to "What the Hell is That Key For?"

  1. Dean Woods says:

    Wow, downright scary stuff dude.


  2. Marcus says:

    Yea, it is Leslie, that guy’s awesome. I have a picture of him hugging my grandma.

  3. Will Navidson says:

    Leslie! There’s actually an iPhone Leslie app. For all of you who don’t know, he actually ran for Mayor of Austin TX a few years back and got a lot of votes (though nowhere close to winning).

  4. DonkeyPwnte says:

    I can only hope it’s the key to my apartment. Call me, big boy!

  5. yoyoma says:

    Leslie! From Austin! He runs for mayor like every year, but is homeless or something. He is a weird dude/lady

  6. office jerk, says:

    ok what the fuck is he/she then? a man trying to be a woman or a woman trying to be a man? if the latter, she’s doing a great job.

  7. Penialwinky says:

    That’s Leslie, the local tranny superhero from Austin TX.

    In other news, I like pooping and peeing!

  8. Dr. Dry says:

    It unlocks the unicorns.

  9. DonkeyXote says:

    Wrong in so many levels, it’s not funny!

  10. Paul says:

    Its the gimp!

  11. Phil Jones says:

    I’d do it, and let it do me. All of my holes. Oooo!

  12. Ben Affleck says:

    Isn’t it obvious? This is the guy Madonna is singing about in her hit song “Open Your Heart”

  13. Hong Kong Fuey says:

    The key to his heart…that’s beautiful. Filthy, smelly, disgustingly beautiful.

    The magic word of the day is Pakistan’s minivans. What do I win?