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What The New York Stock Exchange Should Really Say

Our stocks took a huge hit today. If you’re having trouble processing exactly what this means for you, we’ve gone ahead and made a stock ticker that explains it.

2 Responses to "What The New York Stock Exchange Should Really Say"

  1. Pratik says:

    Chances of having to appeal for unemployment checks: +28.925%
    Chances of this not affecting Ted Kennedy at all: +94.12%

  2. Spanky says:

    This is all pretty spot on, with the exception of the boobs. Still in the negative with that one.


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