What The New York Stock Exchange Should Really Say

posted 10/05/2008
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Our stocks took a huge hit today. If you’re having trouble processing exactly what this means for you, we’ve gone ahead and made a stock ticker that explains it.

Tags: 2008-10, Blog entry

2 Responses to "What The New York Stock Exchange Should Really Say"

Pratik says:

October 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Chances of having to appeal for unemployment checks: +28.925%
Chances of this not affecting Ted Kennedy at all: +94.12%
Spanky says:

October 5, 2008 at 10:00 pm

This is all pretty spot on, with the exception of the boobs. Still in the negative with that one.