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What Will Happen After Watching Robin Hood

14 Responses to "What Will Happen After Watching Robin Hood"

  1. cooze icecream says:

    I have a problem with the whole “robbing from the rich” thing. Its not “robbing from the criminals” as it should be. This tale institutionalized hatred of rich people. So I’ve decided to fire Robin Hood’s nephew and his brother since I am rich. I will replace them with hard workers that are not related to fiscally idiotic heroes. All of my employees will live enriched lives with great paychecks. Not the Hood family, though. Oh no. Screw those fuckers. They call me greedy? They want to steal my gold? Fuck those bitches! I feed their body parts to the pigs.

    Burn the Church of Robbin Hood.

  2. Redjay says:

    Epic beard man has a damned good point! It’s got more emphasis on the bow and arrow than it does any of the things Robin Hood/Robin of Locksley did. Also, actor? Far too old.

  3. office jerk, says:

    well played. not ridley scott, holytaco.

  4. Burn Your Friends says:

    I is First.

  5. Burn Your Friends says:

    I was wrong.

  6. your friends says:

    now we get to burn you.

  7. Amber Lamps says:

    I’d pay to see that.

  8. pratik says:

    Epic Beard Man’s origins are in a movie theater? That’s believable, since he’s from Chicago.

  9. Jo Dean says:

    The question is, how does one manage to stay awake and actually watch Robinhood without falling asleep?

    Lou
    http://www.web-anonymity.cz.tc

  10. scarred for life says:

    this was the funniest thing you guys have done in a long time. awesome.

  11. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I can smuggle a kilo of plums anywhere if I tucked them in my butt!

  12. TG99 says:

    I’d pay double the ticket price to see an origin story of EBM before I’d even consider watching Robin Hood.

  13. This girl is hot says:

    Shut up CAPTCHAAAAA!!!


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