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What? You Can Just Buy a Dial For it?! Well That’s Way Easier!

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15 Responses to "What? You Can Just Buy a Dial For it?! Well That’s Way Easier!"

  1. KingKongWentToHongKongToPlayPingPongWithHisDingDong says:

    Ooooh, little off target

  2. Ms. Pacman says:

    The quarter goes WHERE!?!

  3. Guy who yells "Photoshop" says:

    Do it yourself, asshole. I’m masturbating over here.

  4. dirk-dingleberry says:

    What? no “PHOTOSHOPPED” references to this one? Bitches!

  5. Dspayre says:

    No, Sorry

  6. Anonymous says:

    Interesting that your first thought is getting a hummer from a robot and not a woman. It’s great to see you’re being a little more realistic. I’m proud of you, fuckstick.

  7. philospher sucks says:

    no u cock-vac. your mouth pops out and gives a BJ cuz ur a flaming dingleberry eating cum guzzling fairy bitch

  8. philosopher says:

    so if you turn the dial on the wall, does a robot that came with the house, walk up to you and give a BJ?

  9. dirk-dingleberry says:

    I only turn mine off to get another model.

  10. What the hell says:

    I think the real philosopher either has autism or he some old guy with zero sense of humor

  11. Nice Story Bro says:

    The pic was actually from Philosopher. Thats why it’s on STOP. “Oh no STOPPPP STTOOPPP it ….your an icky robot girl”

  12. Blow robot says:

    True, I’m off the clock

  13. Question: says:

    But what do I do if I want it slow??

  14. Question: says:

    But what if I want it slow????

  15. BrutalDeluxe says:

    And what if you want it more than once?


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