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Ooooh, little off target
The quarter goes WHERE!?!
Do it yourself, asshole. I’m masturbating over here.
What? no “PHOTOSHOPPED” references to this one? Bitches!
No, Sorry
Interesting that your first thought is getting a hummer from a robot and not a woman. It’s great to see you’re being a little more realistic. I’m proud of you, fuckstick.
no u cock-vac. your mouth pops out and gives a BJ cuz ur a flaming dingleberry eating cum guzzling fairy bitch
so if you turn the dial on the wall, does a robot that came with the house, walk up to you and give a BJ?
I only turn mine off to get another model.
I think the real philosopher either has autism or he some old guy with zero sense of humor
The pic was actually from Philosopher. Thats why it’s on STOP. “Oh no STOPPPP STTOOPPP it ….your an icky robot girl”
True, I’m off the clock
But what do I do if I want it slow??
But what if I want it slow????
And what if you want it more than once?